Tyler Perry's House of Payne

1. Bully and the Beast

6 Jun 2007 · 30m

Malik is confronted by a school bully, and Curtis has to handle the situation. What he can't handle is the bully's mother.

2. I Can Cry If I Want To

6 Jun 2007 · 30m

C.J. moves in with Curtis and Ella after his house burns down. Meanwhile, the family plans a surprise 50th birthday party for Curtis.

3. More Than Meets the Eye

13 Jun 2007 · 30m

C.J. becomes suspicious of Janine, while Jazmine misses her toys and friends.

4. Busted

13 Jun 2007 · 30m

Janine's drug abuse is recognized, while Calvin tries to sell fake designer wear.

5. Lost and Found

20 Jun 2007 · 30m

C.J. looks for Janine, while Curtis enrolls in an anger management course.

6. Down and Outted

20 Jun 2007 · 30m

Curtis thinks Malik is gay after seeing him wear a tutu. Meanwhile, Curtis offers some of his and Ella's retirement money to C.J. in order to jump start him and the kids moving out.

7. No Money, Mo’ Problems

27 Jun 2007 · 30m

C.J. accepts Curtis and Ella's money offer, but when he uses the money to put Janine in rehab she checks herself out, causing C.J. to lose the money and find a way to break the news to Curtis. Meanwhile, Calvin shows off Curtis and Ella's house as his own to impress a girl.

8. Just Say No

27 Jun 2007 · 30m

A school assembly about "Say No To Drugs" upsets Jazmine, because of Janine's drug problems. Meanwhile, the firefighters protest after Curtis refuses to replace the broken television at the firehouse.

9. Surprise, Surprise

4 Jul 2007 · 30m

Janine's parents show up looking for her. Claretha believes she knows Janine's father.

10. Father Knows Best

4 Jul 2007 · 30m

Janine's parents return and want custody of the kids. The firefighters "misplace" the fire truck.

11. I Keep Coming Up Short

11 Jul 2007 · 30m

Curtis has impotency issues. Meanwhile, C.J. tries to work out his debt.

12. The Buck Stops Here

11 Jul 2007 · 30m

The firefighters do a pinup calendar as a fundraiser and are surprised when a new firefighter assigned to the house is a woman named Angel. Meanwhile, Jazmine sells candy for her school.

13. Wax On, Wax Off

18 Jul 2007 · 30m

Malik's going through puberty and the women in the house are clueless. Meanwhile, a failing inspection at the firehouse is Curtis's fault.

14. Head of the Class

18 Jul 2007 · 30m

Jazmine, despite being in the 3rd grade, runs for president of the school. She enlists the entire family into helping her with election with Uncle Curtis as her debate opponent.

15. Paternity and Fraternity: Part 1

25 Jul 2007 · 30m

An old high school flame of C.J.'s comes back in his life with a claim that is bound to rock his world. Meanwhile, Malik's hanging around a bad group of kids and gets into trouble.

16. Paternity and Fraternity: Part 2

25 Jul 2007 · 30m

The possibility that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue. Meanwhile, Malik continues to keep company with sketchy kids.

17. Cracking Under Pressure

1 Aug 2007 · 30m

Janine and her associates from the crack-house break in and steal from the Payne's house. Meanwhile, Calvin trains for a marathon.

18. Club PCP

1 Aug 2007 · 30m

Calvin plans a house party when the rest of the family visits relatives in Florida.

19. Sadly Mistaken

8 Aug 2007 · 30m

Janine's associate, Beverly, steals Ella's identity, causing Ella to be briefly jailed for check kiting. Afterward, Ella feels compelled to confront Janine at the crack house. Meanwhile, Calvin crams for mid-terms.

20. And Justice for All

8 Aug 2007 · 30m

Malik and Kevin meet someone on the Internet, who turns out to be a man. Meanwhile, Curtis and Claretha have jury duty together.

21. I Got the Hook Up

15 Aug 2007 · 30m

Everyone tries to hook C.J. up on a date. Meanwhile, a woman who's HIV-positive volunteers at the Help Center.

22. Absolutely Positive

15 Aug 2007 · 30m

Curtis gets a colonoscopy and thinks he's dying. Meanwhile, Calvin goes on a date with Karen, the woman who's HIV-positive.

23. The Perfect Storm

22 Aug 2007 · 30m

The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hits Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal.

24. Teacher's Pet

22 Aug 2007 · 30m

After Jazmine "rescues" a hamster from her school, her assistant principal comes to the Payne household to investigate. When Malik finds out that Jazmine did abscond with the hamster, they keep it a secret, and it becomes a problem, and the mayhem becomes the order of the day.

25. Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 1

29 Aug 2007 · 30m

Brown burns down his house and imposes himself on the Paynes. And Calvin's new girlfriend offers him an investment opportunity.

26. Sad, Sad Leroy Brown: Part 2

5 Sep 2007 · 30m

Tension escalates between Curtis and Mr. Brown, a Payne houseguest in the wake of his home fire. Meanwhile, Malik gets a tattoo and comes to regret that decision.

27. Weeping May Endure for a Night

12 Sep 2007 · 30m

Mr. Brown, Cora and Will come by the Paynes after Pop Brown's funeral. Brown is upset because Pop Brown left him his run down house which makes Brown thinks his Daddy really hates him. After going on another bad date, Calvin starts a website called "She's A Whack" dot com only for it to backfire on him.

28. The Big Test

19 Sep 2007 · 30m

C.J. has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Meanwhile, Jazmine cheats on a test.

29. Balancing Act

26 Sep 2007 · 30m

C.J. tries to find time for Nicole without neglecting the children. Meanwhile, Jazmine hopes a new look will attract the attention of Malik's friend.

30. Why Can't We Be Friends

3 Oct 2007 · 30m

Jazmine's friend, Tiffany, convinces Jazmine that C.J. is going to marry Nicole and move to San Francisco with Nicole just like her Dad did when he remarried. Jazmine and Tiffany devise a plan to break up C.J. and Nicole. Meanwhile, Curtis and Malik clean out the attic and bond.

31. Dog Day Afternoon

10 Oct 2007 · 30m

While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.

32. New Beginnings

17 Oct 2007 · 30m

When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, C.J. attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine asks Ella to get her into a rehab.

33. Heavy Petting

24 Oct 2007 · 30m

When an old friend of C.J.'s turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes C.J. and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime, the Payne children push to get a pooch.

34. The Fast and the Furious

31 Oct 2007 · 30m

Curtis must take an online driving course after he gets a speeding ticket. Meanwhile, Claretha and Ella clash over playing the lottery.

35. Gone in 60 Seconds

7 Nov 2007 · 30m

Curtis surprises the family with a new motorcycle, but his new bike causes more trouble than any one family could ever imagine. Malik's new friend from New York convinces him to steal Curtis' motorcycle, leaving Curtis no choice but to press charges, causing Ella to kick him out of the house. (Part one of three.)

36. Lost Without U

14 Nov 2007 · 30m

C.J. and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested when Nicole's jealousy gets out of hand, but that's the least of C.J.'s problems. Curtis filled charges against Malik, who faces time in prison for stealing and wrecking Curtis' motorcycle. Meanwhile, the firehouse crew must find a way to get Curtis back into the house that Ella kicked him out of before they go insane.

37. I Rest My Case

21 Nov 2007 · 30m

Malik and Tracie's nephew Kyle go to court to be sentenced for stealing Curtis' motorcycle.

38. A House is Not a Home

28 Nov 2007 · 30m

C.J. thinks they he may have found the perfect new apartment for he and the kids, but he soon learns that his dream home is too good to be true. Curtis is ecstatic that C.J. and the kids are finally getting out of his house. Meanwhile, Ella has had enough of Janine once she learns that she has been taking advantage of her.

39. Home Alone

5 Dec 2007 · 30m

Just as C.J. and the kids adjust to their new surroundings, an unexpected break in changes everything. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella are thrilled to have their home all to themselves again.

40. The Wench Who Saved Christmas

12 Dec 2007 · 30m

Christmas has arrived and everyone is excited...except for Curtis. When he learns that Ella decided to cancel their holiday vacation to help celebrate C.J. and the kids spending Christmas without Janine, Curtis throws a Scrooge-like tantrum. He returns to reality after being in a dream state where Madea haunts him into realizing the true meaning of the holiday season.

41. Trial by Fire: Part 1

19 Dec 2007 · 30m

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

42. Trial by Fire: Part 2

26 Dec 2007 · 30m

When a raging house fire is reported in the neighborhood, Curtis and the other firefighters rush to the scene. Calvin believes that he has finally found the right opportunity to prove to himself what he can do in a perilous situation. An uncalculated move results in Calvin rushing to safety and C.J. remaining trapped inside underneath the rumble.

43. Trial by Fire: Part 3

2 Jan 2008 · 30m

As C.J. fights for his life, he regains consciousness while awaiting the help from the other firefighters.

44. Reality Check

9 Jan 2008 · 30m

The firehouse becomes the subject of a new reality series about firefighters, but the producer of the show tampers with everyone's interviews by showing them in a not-so perfect image. Meanwhile, C.J. and Ella are at odds when Ella decides to takes the children to see their mother without C.J.'s consent.

45. Piece of Mind

16 Jan 2008 · 30m

The family visits a therapist and after a group session degenerates into a shouting match, the therapist sees them in individual sessions.

46. There's No Place Like Home

23 Jan 2008 · 30m

Janine comes to Ella after getting out of rehab and she moves into the house causing the rest of family to become upset. Curtis fails the fireman physical but is in denial about eating better or exercising.

47. Mommie Dearest

30 Jan 2008 · 30m

C.J. is at odds with the family as they continue to allow Janine to live with them. The Payne family ties are once again tested when Malik becomes embarrassed by Janine's arrival as he wants to avoid being taunted by his classmates because of his troubled mother.

48. You Big Dummy

6 Feb 2008 · 30m

Janine and C.J. are at odds when she takes the children out to an amusement park without C.J.'s consent. But the drama ensues when C.J. discovers that Calvin has been dating Tracie behind his back. Meanwhile, Curtis guides the firehouse into a mandatory CPR certification.

49. It's a Boy

13 Feb 2008 · 30m

Tracie gets frustrated when Calvin won't stop playing video games with Malik and Kyle.Tracie tells him that if he wants to be with her, he has to be more mature.

50. No Payne, No Gain

20 Feb 2008 · 30m

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

51. Devil in a Blue Suit

27 Feb 2008 · 30m

Devil in a Blue Suit Janine acts strangely, leading her family to think she is using drugs again. With Blue back in her life, the family must find a way to fix Janine's past. Meanwhile, Malik gets a paper route to pay for sneakers.

52. Bad Influence

5 Mar 2008 · 30m

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug.

53. Play on Playa

12 Mar 2008 · 30m

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

54. It's Getting Hot in Here

19 Mar 2008 · 30m

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

55. Don't Get It Twisted

26 Mar 2008 · 30m

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

1. Wife Swap

5 Mar 2008 · 30m

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

2. Stop Being All Funky

5 Mar 2008 · 30m

C.J. meets Janine's new boyfriend, Bryan and becomes jealous when Bryan spoils the kids with expensive gifts.

3. Guess Who Is Coming to Dinner

12 Mar 2008 · 30m

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

4. Game Over

12 Mar 2008 · 30m

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

5. Crazy in Love

12 Dec 2007 · 30m

Curtis' womanizing friend Jimmy, who sponges off women, charms Claretha. Meanwhile C.J. has to deal with an all too grateful woman after saving her life - much to the amusement of his fellow firefighters.

6. Time to Clean House

19 Sep 2007 · 30m

The family has had it with Calvin's shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean house.

7. Living with Liz

19 Sep 2007 · 30m

Janine's mother, Liz, comes for a surprise visit, but she brings with her an attitude that needs readjusting. Fortunately, the Paynes are all about readjusting attitudes, especially Curtis. The Paynes discover that Janine's father threw Liz out of the house, so they attempt to bring the two back together. Meanwhile, Janine's having a hard time hiding that she's pregnant.

8. Aches and Paynes

19 Sep 2007 · 30m

Jazmine reveals her fear of visiting the dentist when she develops a painful toothache. Meanwhile, Calvin is devastated once he receives the news that Tracie wants to see other people and end their relationship.

9. It's a Boy

19 Sep 2007 · 30m

While the crew responds to an emergency call, Curtis finds himself all alone at the firehouse with a very pregnant woman. Meanwhile, Calvin and Tracie's relationship begins to wilt when Tracie questions if Calvin's ready for a mature relationship.

10. The Big Bang Theory

26 Sep 2007 · 30m

Blue, Janine's former drug dealer, demands that he receives the money that she owes him or he will threaten to harm the family. Meanwhile, another bully at Malik's school starts to harass him. But he finds Curtis' gun in the closet and soon believes that he's found the answer to his problem.

11. Step It Up

26 Sep 2007 · 30m

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

12. Expectations

26 Sep 2007 · 30m

Janine, CJ and their respective dates attend a party, but revelations about Janine's pregnancy cause complications. Elsewhere, when the TV fades out, Curtis connects with the cable guy.

13. Cheers

5 Dec 2007 · 30m

Malik tries out for cheer leading to obtain the girls' phone numbers but things backfire when he becomes the only male cheerleader. A pregnant Janine packs to move in with Bryan.

14. Can I Get a Witness?

30 Jan 2008 · 30m

Ella heads to the hospital after a lump is found in her breast. She confides in Janine but hides it from the rest of the family. Meanwhile, another crisis develops when Calvin witnesses a neighborhood crime, and is urged to go under witness protection.

15. Commencement Day

19 Dec 2007 · 30m

Janine asks Ella to keep her new-found pregnancy a secret. Meanwhile Calvin is going to graduate, but finds out he won't and delays telling Curtis about it.

16. A Shock to the System

26 Dec 2007 · 30m

Malik's best friend, Kevin gets into an accident while staying at the Payne's house. Malik fears losing his best friend. Meanwhile, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired after insulting his boss, and starts working at the barbershop.

17. Moral Dilemma

2 Jan 2008 · 30m

When $50,000 is found in CJ's truck, a moral dilemma about what to do with the cash begins tearing the Paynes apart. Of course, Curtis wants it as payment for housing CJ's family, but the Paynes can always rely on Ella to lead them to do the right thing.

18. Sex, Lies and Videotapes

5 Dec 2007 · 30m

CJ corners Tanya when he sees a too revealing video of her.

19. The Beat Down

5 Dec 2007 · 30m

Ella and Claretha help a fellow churchgoer who has an abusive boyfriend. Meanwhile, Delante has 2 girlfriends and bites off more than he can chew.

20. Respect Me

5 Dec 2007 · 30m

Angel is fed up with the boorish behavior of her fellow firefighters and complains. But when they no longer treat her as one of the guys she feels excluded. Ella and Malik put a stop to Jasmine's prank.

21. Trial By Fire Pt. 2

12 Dec 2007 · 30m

Curtis and his team continue to strategize the best way in order to rescue C.J., who remains trapped in the burning house unconscious. Meanwhile, Malik continues to win over his new crush, Taylor.

22. Trial By Fire Pt. 3

12 Dec 2007 · 30m

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

23. Crazy in Love

12 Dec 2007 · 30m

Curtis' old friend sets his sights on Claretha, and Ella doesn't it like it one bit. Curtis must choose between pleasing his wife, or staying cool with his friend. Meanwhile, C.J. is stalked by a woman he rescued.

24. Reality Check

19 Dec 2007 · 30m

The firehouse becomes the subject of a reality show titled “Sparks,” but the firefighters get burned when the host manipulates their interviews. Elsewhere, Ella takes the children to visit Janine---without CJ's consent.

25. Piece of Mind

19 Dec 2007 · 30m

The Payne gang decides to see a family therapist against Curtis' will. After each family member spends time with the therapist, it's the doctor who needs psychiatric help.

1. Aches and Paynes

2 Jan 2008 · 30m

Calvin tries to prove his worth to Tracie, but she responds with shocking news. Meanwhile, Jazmine is plagued with a toothache, but it's like pulling teeth trying to get her to see a dentist.

2. The Big Bang Theory

9 Jan 2008 · 30m

Janine's former drug dealer wants the money she owes threatens to come back and the harm the family if she doesn't pay. Curtis buys a handgun for safety against Ella's will. Meanwhile, Malik is dealing with another bully at school. When he finds Uncle Curtis' gun in the closet, he figures his problems are over.

3. Step It Up

9 Jan 2008 · 30m

Curtis and Ella's niece comes to town for a scholarship interview, but her appearance and attitude hurt her chances of getting it. Aunt Ella and Janine help her work the judges, but it's them that end up learning a lesson. Meanwhile, Bart's obnoxious nephew hangs out at the firehouse and challenges Malik to a firefighter battle.

4. No Pain, No Gain

16 Jan 2008 · 30m

Jazmine is scheduled for surgery when she has an appendix attack, and she milks it for all she can. Even Malik is forced to abide by her wishes. Meanwhile, Curtis is on the hunt for a pesky rat which is roaming the firehouse.

5. Devil in a Blue Suit

16 Jan 2008 · 30m

The search progresses for CJ, who's trapped in a fire-ravaged structure. And love is blind for young Malik, whose crush on Taylor continues.

6. Bad Influence

23 Jan 2008 · 30m

Ella has the flu, which means Curtis is in charge of the cleaning and cooking. Soon, he's also having to nurse Malik, C.J. and Janine after they catch Ella's bug. Jazmine, meanwhile, has been chosen to play the princess in her school play, but after her parents try to help her prepare, she winds up getting demoted. But Calvin has the perfect advice for her.

7. Play on Playa

23 Jan 2008 · 30m

Calvin misreads a relationship counselor's signals when she invites him to her house for dinner; Curtis does not let anything interfere with the firehouse's poker party.

8. Its Getting Hot in Here

30 Jan 2008 · 30m

C.J. catches the eye of a lovely woman at a wedding, where he gets a little frisky with Janine. Meanwhile, Calvin's friends volunteer at the firehouse.

9. Don't Get It Twisted

30 Jan 2008 · 30m

The family grills Janine and C.J. after they spend the night together. But Curtis has problems of his own, when a man thinks his wife is having an affair with him.

10. Wife Swap

5 Mar 2008 · 30m

Curtis and Ella's relationship hits a bump when Ella claims that Curtis takes her for granted. Curtis learns his lesson when the always sassy Madea materializes in one of his dreams as his wife. Elsewhere, Malik takes up football in order to woo a cheerleader.

11. Stop Being All Funky

5 Mar 2008 · 30m

Janine dates an ex-football star, and CJ goes out with Tanya. CJ starts to feel uncomfortable when Janine's date gives out lavish gifts to Malik and Jazmine. Meanwhile, Curtis develops a man crush on Janine's date

12. Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?

12 Mar 2008 · 30m

As Malik invites his new girlfriend to a Payne family dinner, Calvin again woos Miranda, who ripped him off during a previous romance but now insists she's changed her ways. Miranda's acceptance back into the Payne house is slow at first, but eventually she charms her way back. Meanwhile, Malik's new girlfriend has a surprise that beats Miranda's return. Will the Paynes ever have a normal day?

13. Game Over

12 Mar 2008 · 30m

The men and women prepare for game night at the Payne house. Meanwhile, Ella's old college friend comes to visit, and she brings with her an old secret about her and Curtis that upsets Ella. The secret also sparks an argument among all the younger couples. The Payne house has never been so heated.

14. Can I get a Witness?

19 Mar 2008 · 30m

Ella is trouble when she finds out that she may have breast cancer while Calvin has witnessed a neighborhood crime and is tracked down. After Ella is tested, Janine decides to get tested and finds out that she is pregnant.

15. Commencement Day

19 Mar 2008 · 30m

Calvin finds out that he is graduating, but the school makes a mistake putting him on a signed death wish with Curtis. Ella must not tell about Janine's pregnancy, and it is harder than she thought.

16. A Shock to the System

26 Mar 2008 · 30m

Malik's best friend, Kevin is injured in a hit and run accident, Calvin gets a new job, but gets fired the next day due to laziness.

17. Compromising Position

26 Mar 2008 · 30m

Curtis is offered a job in Los Angeles, and Ella doesn't want to move. Meanwhile, C.J.'s girlfriend, Tanya, has a friend that is attracted to CJ.

18. Moral Dilemma

2 Apr 2008 · 30m

When C.J. finds 50,000 dollars in his truck, the family must decide what to do with the money.

19. Sex, Lies and Videotapes

2 Apr 2008 · 30m

C.J. finds out that Tanya was in a rap music video years ago, the F.B.I. uses the Payne home for a stakeout.

20. Time to Clean House

9 Apr 2008 · 30m

The family has had it with Calvin's ungrateful shenanigans, so they lay down some house rules. Calvin decides to move in with his girlfriend, who finds out just how dependent he is. Meanwhile, Malik and Jazmine help Claretha clean her house.

21. Living with Liz

9 Apr 2008 · 30m

Janine's mother moves in with the Paynes, and Janine has a hard time not revealing that she's pregnant. It is then discovered that Janine's father kicked Liz out of the house.

22. Beat Down

16 Apr 2008 · 30m

Ella and Claretha help out a church member who has a domestic abusive boyfriend.

23. Expectations

16 Apr 2008 · 30m

Janine's pregnancy is revealed at a social gathering, Curtis befriends a cable man who could possibly be his son.

24. Cheers

23 Apr 2008 · 30m

Malik has a scheme to get phone numbers from cheerleaders and ends up being a cheerleader. Janine gets ready to move in with Bryan so they can prepare to raise their child.

25. R-E-S-P-E-C-T Me

23 Apr 2008 · 30m

Malik babysits Jazmine, the guys at the firehouse upset Angel.

1. Driving Me Crazy

4 Jun 2008 · 30m

Calvin babysits Miranda's nephew Brandon who is a total nightmare. Meanwhile, Claretha's car is stolen.

2. Reunited and￢ﾀﾦ..It Don't Feel so Good

4 Jun 2008 · 30m

Curtis, Ella and Claretha host a mixer for their college reunion. CJ tries to baby-sit Malik and Jazmine alone with disastrous results.

3. What the-?

4 Jun 2008 · 30m

Dana finally decides to settle down and date one guy; everyone is happy for her except for Kiki when she finds out that Dana is dating her younger brother.

5. How Do You Spell….It's All About Me?

11 Jun 2008 · 30m

Ella is spending a lot of time away from home and Curtis is beginning to wonder if she is having an affair. Meanwhile, Jazmine participates in a spelling bee.

6. And....Cut!

11 Jun 2008 · 30m

Ella makes the family give up the use of all electronic devices; CJ learns a surprising secret; a Hollywood actor does research at the barbershop for his next movie.

7. Old School vs. New School

18 Jun 2008 · 30m

It's Malik's birthday and he's being a brat about the kind of party and gifts he wants. Meanwhile, with Miranda's help, Calvin invests in the barbershop and becomes a partner.

8. Fire and Disire

18 Jun 2008 · 30m

Ella is going through menopause and the entire household is suffering with her.

9. Unsung Heros

25 Jun 2008 · 30m

Calvin plans a surprise party when he learns his friend is coming home from Iraq. Meanwhile, Malik has to write a school paper about his role model, and Curtis and CJ try to bribe him into choosing one of them.

10. Pissed, Poor and Paranoid

25 Jun 2008 · 30m

Curtis teaches Jazmine and Malik a valuable lesson on what it means to do without the comforts of home. Meanwhile, the barbers find out that Delante has been living in the barbershop.

11. True Lies

2 Jul 2008 · 30m

Malik and his bud Kevin consider skipping school with two girls. Elsewhere, Calvin's pal Peanut concocts a nutty plan to impress a woman: He professes to own the barbershop and poses as a Payne family member.

12. That Sounds Sweet

2 Jul 2008 · 30m

Selling plenty of cakes and cookies inspires Ella to cook up plans for a new business. Then, Malik tries to get some sax appeal, as he considers taking up the saxophone to impress a girl.

13. Meet the Lucases

9 Jul 2008 · 30m

Family bonds grow when the Paynes face a health crisis. Elsewhere, Miranda's parents arrive, as a jittery Calvin scrambles to make the visit a success.

14. Out on a Limb

9 Jul 2008 · 30m

Ella, Claretha, Jazmine and Jazmine's friend branch out: They go on a woodsy wilderness trip---and promptly get lost. Meanwhile, Calvin, deciding to pop the big question to Miranda, sets out to find the perfect engagement ring.

15. Can't Buy Me Love

16 Jul 2008 · 30m

Calvin gets set to pop the big question to Miranda---but his self-doubts give him cold feet. Adding to the dilemma are his buds Pookie and Peanut, who enter the picture to offer a helping hand.

16. To Have and to Hold

16 Jul 2008 · 30m

Calvin's unfruitful quest to propose to Miranda hits another snag when the engagement ring goes missing. In addition, things get hairy at the barbershop when a secret romance blooms there. And none other than Janine makes an unexpected appearance.

17. Unexpected Results

23 Jul 2008 · 30m

When Jazmine goes to the top of the class by acing an aptitude test, her teacher recommends she attend a school for the gifted---in North Carolina. Elsewhere, CJ fumbles and stumbles trying to deliver shocking news to Tanya.

18. Let's Get Ready to Rumble

23 Jul 2008 · 30m

The Paynes prep for Jazmine's big slumber party, a bash that only seems to annoy Curtis. CJ and Janine step out to buy party items, but they get into a hair-raising situation at the barbershop, where they run afoul of a robber.

19. Father's Day

30 Jul 2008 · 30m

Curtis' dad arrives to meet Calvin's fiancée, only to discover they share an unpleasant past. A subplot involves a man significantly impacted by Hurricane Katrina.

21. All is Not Lost!

30 Jul 2008 · 30m

With complications testing their love and their nuptials fast approaching, Calvin and Miranda decide to attend premarital counseling. But the sessions only cause Miranda to further question married life with Calvin.

22. Party Over Here!

6 Aug 2008 · 30m

Calvin's family and buddies get set to throw him a bachelor party, despite Calvin's promise to Miranda that the big bash would be canceled. Ensuing complications then jeopardize the couple's fast-approaching nuptials

23. The Last Supper

6 Aug 2008 · 30m

Calvin and Miranda are inundated with marital advice at their wedding rehearsal and dinner, which turn problematic because of an unforeseen guest, boozy buffoonery and a fainting spell.

24. We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 1)

6 Aug 2008 · 30m

It's Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day, with various issues threatening to ruin the special event. One mighty complication: Miranda's father helps to deliver triplets.

25. We've Come This Far by Faith (Part 2)

6 Aug 2008 · 30m

Numerous predicaments continue to plague Calvin and Miranda's big wedding day.

77. Labor Paynes (2)

3 Dec 2008 · 30m

79. Guys' Night Out, girls Night In

4 Jun 2008 · 30m

Malik reluctantly goes on his first camping trip. Jazmine is upset she's not allowed to go, but lightens up when she finds out she'll get to have a girls night in.

1. Labor Paynes (1)

3 Dec 2008 · 30m

Janine goes into labor, resulting in surprises and white-knuckle moments, as a double wedding uniting CJ and Janine, plus Calvin and Miranda, swiftly changes locations to the hospital.

2. Labor Paynes (2)

3 Dec 2008 · 30m

While in labor, Janine worries about her baby being born out of wedlock so the double wedding is moved to the hospital.

3. Your Wife's a Payne

10 Dec 2008 · 30m

Calvin and Miranda move into their new digs, but Miranda's shadowy past life as a con artist comes to the fore. Elsewhere, it gets snippy at the barbershop when the couple quarrel over business plans.

4. Casa De Payne

10 Dec 2008 · 30m

Claretha gets the royal treatment when she becomes engaged to an African prince. Planning a move to Africa, she sells her home to a new family. Meanwhile, Curtis blows a gasket when he receives a slew of parking tickets; Calvin and Miranda return from their honeymoon; and Jazmine journeys to a boarding school in North Carolina.

5. It's A Payne Growing Up

17 Dec 2008 · 30m

Malik's friend Kevin has an intimate relationship with a woman who has syphilis. C.J. counsel's Malik which leads to a misunderstanding. Meanwhile, Calvin is pressured by Miranda to be more thoughtful towards their marriage.

6. Payne And Prejudice

17 Dec 2008 · 30m

The Payne's are invited for dinner at the Hernadez home which leads to a culture clash. Dana's falsehood's come back to haunt her back at the barbershop.

7. Payneful News

11 Feb 2009 · 30m

Calvin and Miranda are trying to have a baby, but they run into problems when they discover that Calvin isn't "firing on all cylinders."

8. Payneful Loss

11 Feb 2009 · 30m

Ella and Rosie conspire to get themselves and their husbands to lose weight and get healthy. Meanwhile, Malik and Kevin get in over their heads when they throw a house party while house sitting for Calvin and Miranda.

9. Payneful Employment

18 Feb 2009 · 30m

CJ gets a very important job interview in another city which excites Curtis who begins to think he might finally have the house to himself again.

10. Slightly Payneful Truth

18 Feb 2009 · 30m

Malik, as a favor to Alexandra, helps Consuela prepare for her U.S. citizenship test. Curtis jumps in to help when Malik gets sick.

11. Joy and Payne

25 Feb 2009 · 30m

Curtis, Calvin and the rest of the Paynes are caught in the middle of a Hernandez family confrontation between Carlos and his son, Diego.

12. A Sisters Payne

25 Feb 2009 · 30m

Kiki's brother, Darnell returns to the shop. Malik and Alex find a way around the 'no date' rule by having a date in Malik's back yard.

13. A Grand Payne

4 Mar 2009 · 30m

Malik asks Alex out on a date, but their parents insist that they be supervised; Janine's parents visit to see the new twins.

14. Games People Play

4 Mar 2009 · 30m

The Payne's love their annual tailgating shindig, but when Miranda finds out about Calvin and Mercedes date, she becomes ill. Meanwhile, Diego becomes agitated and starts fighting with people.

15. Help Wanted

8 Apr 2009 · 30m

Miranda runs into her successful, good looking ex-fiance, and it drives Calvin crazy. To show that he is doing something with his life, Calvin takes a job at Mercedes company.

16. Old Lady Paynes

8 Apr 2009 · 30m

When Ella's demanding mother arrives, the elder exhibits a lapse of memory, causing Ella to worry that she has Alzheimer's disease. Meanwhile, there's a hair-raising quandary at the barbershop when Floyd's supposedly dead first wife emerges.

17. I Don't Know This Payne

15 Apr 2009 · 30m

Ella and Rosie get jobs working at a boutique at the mall, while Curtis and Carlos enjoy their new 'man world.'

18. Paul Mall

15 Apr 2009 · 30m

Curtis may need to be careful after Ella meets a handsome and charming man at the mall. Meanwhile, Diego asks for Calvin and Miranda's help in scrutinizing Mercedes newest man.

19. With Friends Like These

22 Apr 2009 · 30m

Malik forms a new friendship with a fellow student who is being abused in the classroom because of his HIV positive status. Elsewhere, when Rosie calls out sick, Consuela is left in charge with the boutique.

20. The Talent Show

22 Apr 2009 · 30m

The firehouse is being jeopardized by city budget cuts. But holding a big fund raising talent show, along with an appearance by Gladys Knight, could still save the firehouse and the firemen's jobs. Meanwhile, Diego is still dealing with post war anger issues.

21. Bringing Down the House

29 Apr 2009 · 30m

The foundation of the Payne house needs desperate repair. Curtis tries to save money by hiring a jackleg contractor, who ends up doing more damage and the Paynes have to move out of their house. Meanwhile, Ella grows closer to Paul, the man at the mall.

22. Moving Day

29 Apr 2009 · 30m

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

23. Moving Out

27 May 2009 · 30m

Curtis, Ella and Malik are moving out of the house (CJ, Janine and the babies have gone to stay at Janine's parents in Florida. Ella is devastated. They have to move into Calvin and Miranda's condo and Calvin turns the table on Curtis and treats him the way he was treated when he lived at home.

24. Back Where We Belong

27 May 2009 · 30m

Curtis and Calvin move into the barbershop due to their marriage problems, which causes hair raising havoc in the process. Meanwhile, Floyd blows up when he learns of Zach and Olivia's act of love.

25. Surprise! (Part 1 of 2)

3 Jun 2009 · 30m

Calvin has gotten the $20,000 needed to repair his parent's house and surprises them with the check. Meanwhile, Janine reveals that CJ is in Chicago interviewing for a new job.

26. Surprise! (Part 2 of 2)

3 Jun 2009 · 30m

Calvin tries to fix the mess he is in with Miranda and the conflict only gets worse. Meanwhile, Janine, the twins and Malik are preparing to move.

1. Where's the Payne?

4 Nov 2009 · 30m

A forced retirement for Curtis creates obstacles, but the drama spikes when Miranda goes missing. Elsewhere, Claretha returns without her said husband and moves in with Curtis and Ella.

2. Recurring Paynes

4 Nov 2009 · 30m

Miranda remains missing, and her mother storms on over to the house. She blames Calvin for her disappearance and even called the police on him! She believes Calvin is a suspect in her vanishing. Meanwhile, CJ, Janine and Jazmine return, hoping to stay with Curtis and Ella. And a secret is unearthed regarding Curtis's forced retirement. Also, Jazmine has become very intelligent due to her being at a school for gifted children but it concerns the family because she is acting so weird.

3. Wigging Out

11 Nov 2009 · 30m

Miranda finally returns and tells Calvin there is no baby. Despite his pleads, begs, and understanding Miranda refuses to let Calvin stay in the condo therefore, shocked and confused, Calvin must move back in with Curtis and Ella.Claretha decides to start a home business.

4. Payne Speaking

11 Nov 2009 · 30m

Curtis protests his retirement at City Hall and C.J. reveals to Curtis that he's taking Curtis's job at the firehouse. Meanwhile, Ella battles with an innovative new pastor who plans to shut down the help center to make way for a new multi-media outreach program.

5. Parental Payne

18 Nov 2009 · 30m

Calvin confronts Miranda, thinking she had an abortion. Meanwhile, the school casts Malik in its production of Othello but the supposedly bigot father of the white girl cast opposite Malik won't allow Malik to kiss her in the play.

6. Payne, Payne Go Away

18 Nov 2009 · 30m

It's a revolving door at the Payne house when CJ, Janine and the children move out, and Floyd in turn moves in because of his divorce. Then there's Jazmine. The youngster, feeling ignored and jealous, makes the choice to run away.

7. Marriage Paynes

25 Nov 2009 · 30m

All three of the Payne couples (Curtis and Ella, C.J.and Janine, and Calvin and Miranda) go on an eye-opening marriage retreat. At the end of the retreat, Miranda asks Calvin for a divorce. Meanwhile, Claretha and Floyd babysit for the twins while everyone is out of the house.

8. Ms. Curtis

2 Dec 2009 · 30m

It's an awkward up-and-down meeting for Calvin and Miranda when they get trapped in an elevator together, their first encounter after she asked for a divorce. Meanwhile, Curtis unwittingly takes Ella's estrogen pills. At the end Miranda and Calvin finally overcome their marriage problems before they reach the dreaded "33rd Floor".

9. Oh Christmas Payne

9 Dec 2009 · 30m

Family and friends share their different versions of the Nativity story when Jazmine fails to appreciate her gift from Ella (a wooden version of the Nativity scene).

10. Til Payne Do Us Part

23 Dec 2009 · 30m

Curtis and Ella are shocked to learn that their not legally married, so Claretha and Floyd convince them to enjoy single life.

11. Payneful Reunion

3 Mar 2010 · 30m

When Ella tries to arrange a family reunion, a chagrined Jazmine opposes the idea of connecting with her extended family. As such, Curtis and Ella set out to teach her a valuable lesson about honoring her family heritage.

12. From the Mouths of Babes

3 Mar 2010 · 30m

The issue of birth control creates divisions between CJ and Janine. Meanwhile, surprise developments transpire when Calvin and Miranda spend a day with Jazmine.

13. Blackout X 3

10 Mar 2010 · 30m

A blackout ironically sheds light on all three Payne couples when Curtis, CJ and Calvin are taken away from their televised football game and keep company with their wives.

14. Lady Sings to Blue

10 Mar 2010 · 30m

The Paynes worry that the newly happy Janine might be returning to drugs after her erstwhile dealer arrives. And Curtis is turning Japanese---that is, he becomes captivated by Japanese culture

15. Something Brewing

17 Mar 2010 · 30m

Janine cares for her dying former dealer, jeopardizing her relationship with C.J.; Floyd and Curtis launch a beer-brewing business. While at the help center C.J. and Janine pray that Blue will be led to Heaven while dying.

16. Seal of Approval

17 Mar 2010 · 30m

Malik decides to join the ROTC, upsetting Janine. And Curtis is fired up when he's hired by the fire department---but it's not in the capacity he expected.

17. Payneful Pie

25 Mar 2010 · 30m

Ella breaks some news, which only creates a downturn in Curtis' financial plans. Elsewhere, Calvin squares off against Miranda's critical mother.

18. How Do You Like Your Roast?

25 Mar 2010 · 30m

Curtis is the man of honor at a surprise retirement party. In other developments, a case of puppy love blooms for Jazmine.

19. Curtis Sings the Blues

31 Mar 2010 · 30m

Curtis spirals into a depressive funk following successive life-altering events, but he gets support from a very unlikely source. In other developments, Calvin and Miranda compete against CJ and Janine in a bid for a weekend getaway.

20. Firestorm

31 Mar 2010 · 30m

During a fire routine a fireman dies under CJ's authority and he blames himself. Meanwhile, Ella studies a book at school and recommends the literary work to Miranda and Claretha.

21. Heartbeat

7 Apr 2010 · 30m

A pregnancy scare upends Calvin and Miranda's world. Elsewhere, Curtis' sales scheme lands him in trouble with the law.

22. Through the Fire

7 Apr 2010 · 30m

Janine's mother (Anne-Marie Johnson) arrives, to a downcast CJ's immense annoyance. Elsewhere, Curtis is a flop during his guest-star role on a morning TV show.

23. The Bible: King Payne's Version

14 Apr 2010 · 30m

Ella futilely tries to fit in with college-age peers in her study group; Curtis offers his own unique spin on religion when he teaches at Jazmine's Bible school.

24. Matured Investment

14 Apr 2010 · 30m

A different side of Calvin opens up when he cares for Calvin Jr. Elsewhere, new neighbors arrive---and they have unique notions about relationships.

25. Who's Your Daddy, Now?

21 Apr 2010 · 30m

Daddy issues plague CJ, who at long last meets his birth father. Elsewhere, Curtis tries not to miss a beat when he helps Jazmine choose a musical instrument.

26. Feet of Clay

21 Apr 2010 · 30m

Curtis' old pal resurfaces, only to emerge as a much different person than before. Additionally, Calvin works to awe a nursery-school recruiter in the hopes of getting his child enrolled.

27. Date Night X 3

28 Apr 2010 · 30m

The Payne men are pressured to take their wives out on the town, resulting in some poor date fate.

28. Watch the Son Shine

28 Apr 2010 · 30m

Calvin and Ella work on a school project. Meanwhile, Curtis anticipates his first post-retirement interview and gets pointers from Malik.

29. The Drinking Game

5 May 2010 · 30m

Malik and a pal are home alone, and they exploit that freedom. Meanwhile, Curtis and Ella have dinner at a top-notch restaurant, but the evening lacks flavor when Curtis tangles with a snobby waiter.

30. Who's on Top?

5 May 2010 · 30m

CJ meets his new boss. Meanwhile, Floyd's ex-wife reappears, pulling Ella and Curtis into the dramas of a messy love triangle.

31. Help! Help! Help!

12 May 2010 · 30m

When the help center must close due to a flood, Ella is forced to work at home, resulting in a chagrined Curtis and a flow of dramas. Elsewhere, a serious accident affects the Paynes.

32. Stinging Payne

12 May 2010 · 30m

CJ tries to create a trap for his new boss and enlists Curtis to help him. Elsewhere, Calvin and Miranda's financial condition worsens.

33. Worth Fighting For

19 May 2010 · 30m

Malik tries to win over an upperclassman by dueling with a bully. Meanwhile, Calvin puts into motion a plan to solve his financial problems.

34. Who's Your Nanny

19 May 2010 · 30m

The mother of Calvin's child reappears and breaks stunning news. Meanwhile, the family must hire a nanny due to Janine's new work schedule.

35. The Chef

26 May 2010 · 30m

Malik cooks up a scheme to impress his girlfriend, lying to her that he's a gourmet chef. Desperate, he then turns to Curtis to help him prepare a tasty dish. Meanwhile, Calvin's second job keeps him away from Miranda.

36. My Fair Curtis

26 May 2010 · 30m

Floyd hopes to win Claretha's heart. Cut to Curtis and Ella, who are enlisted to help him. In addition, CJ's boss bombards him with more lusty advances.

37. Rest for the Weary

2 Jun 2010 · 30m

Calvin falls into a perilous circumstance when he takes on two jobs. Meanwhile, Janine's home life suffers when she scores a promotion.

38. Thug Life

2 Jun 2010 · 30m

Big Jesse reappears and inches closer to Ella, triggering jealousy in Curtis. Elsewhere, Malik faces the consequences of hanging out with some bad folks.

39. Rehabilitation

9 Jun 2010 · 30m

CJ protests when Malik's crime partner makes an appearance. Meanwhile, Curtis starts a barbershop in the backyard.

40. A Payne in Need Is a Pain Indeed

9 Jun 2010 · 30m

Tracie's unexpected visits to the house come under scrutiny. Elsewhere, Curtis is enlisted as CJ and Janine's babysitter.

41. House Guest

5 Jan 2011 · 30m

Ella provides assistance to a domestic-abuse victim named Monica. Monica turns out to be a friend of Janine's and moves in with her and C.J as their new nanny. In other events, Jazmine and CJ anticipate a father-daughter dance.

42. Payne Showers

5 Jan 2011 · 30m

Ella and Miranda's mother complicates Miranda's baby shower. As for the men, Curtis throws Calvin a "man shower". Tracie makes moves at Calvin when she shows up to the party but when he pushes, she takes Calvin Jr. away from him and Miranda.

43. Playing With Fire

12 Jan 2011 · 30m

Janine's friend, Monica, has moved in and transformed herself and the house. Meanwhile, Miranda confronts Tracie and she puts up drastic measures at suing Calvin for child support.

44. When the Payne's Away

12 Jan 2011 · 30m

While Janine is taking an overnight trip with her boss, Monica keeps the house warm and cozy with C.J. Meanwhile, Calvin tries to help Miranda prepare for labor pains, but this preparation doesn't go as planned.

45. Beginnings

19 Jan 2011 · 30m

Curtis and Ella think it is time to move. They soon realize that their house is the gem that holds their family together.

46. Payne-ful Resolution

19 Jan 2011 · 30m

Calvin is graduating from school. Miranda is about to go into labor with their child, but Calvin is then arrested for back child support. Meanwhile, Janine shares an intimate moment with her boss, Roland. In the ending moments of the episode, CJ intentionally kisses Janine's friend Monica. Feeling guilty, Monica tries to leave but unfortunately, Janine is at the door, resulting in a cliffhanger.

1. Payneful Resolution Resolution

30 Mar 2011 · 30m

CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

2. Growing Paynes

30 Mar 2011 · 30m

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

3. Payne Protection

6 Apr 2011 · 30m

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

4. Payneful Visit

6 Apr 2011 · 30m

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

5. Where There's a Will, There's a Way

13 Apr 2011 · 30m

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

6. Epic Fail

13 Apr 2011 · 30m

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

7. Praying for Attention

20 Apr 2011 · 30m

Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

8. Shout Out

20 Apr 2011 · 30m

CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

9. Love Thy Neighbor

27 Apr 2011 · 30m

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

10. Dream Girls

27 Apr 2011 · 30m

A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

11. A Payneful Night Out

4 May 2011 · 30m

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

12. Payneful Assistance

4 May 2011 · 30m

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

13. House of Awkward

11 May 2011 · 30m

C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

14. Brain Payne

11 May 2011 · 30m

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

15. Foster Paynes

18 May 2011 · 30m

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

16. Talented Paynes

18 May 2011 · 30m

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

17. Going, Going, Gone

25 May 2011 · 30m

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

18. Mother's Day Out

1 Jun 2011 · 30m

Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

19. So Hard to Say Goodbye

8 Jun 2011 · 30m

Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

20. Payneful Rescue

15 Jun 2011 · 30m

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

21. A Mother's Payne

21 Oct 2011 · 30m

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

22. Up from the Ashes

21 Oct 2011 · 30m

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

23. The Payne Gang

28 Oct 2011 · 30m

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

24. The Gifted and the Grout

28 Oct 2011 · 30m

DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

25. Do the Fight Thing

4 Nov 2011 · 30m

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

26. 1096

4 Nov 2011 · 30m

C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

27. Number Five's Fight

11 Nov 2011 · 30m

After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

28. The Best Surprise

11 Nov 2011 · 30m

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

29. Working Paynes

18 Nov 2011 · 30m

C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

30. Curtis Jefferson

18 Nov 2011 · 30m

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

31. Dead Wrong

25 Nov 2011 · 30m

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

32. The Rich and Payneless

25 Nov 2011 · 30m

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

33. Mentoring Paynes

2 Dec 2011 · 30m

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

34. Roommate Paynes

2 Dec 2011 · 30m

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

35. Pledging Paynes

30 Dec 2011 · 30m

Malik gets hazed.

36. Help Me, Ella

30 Dec 2011 · 30m

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

37. Paynefully Fit

6 Jan 2012 · 30m

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

38. Do the Hustle

6 Jan 2012 · 30m

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

39. No More Payne

13 Jan 2012 · 30m

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

40. God Bless the Paynes

13 Jan 2012 · 30m

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

41. Do Or Die

20 Jan 2012 · 30m

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

42. R.I.P - Rest In Payne

20 Jan 2012 · 30m

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

43. Payneful Survival

27 Jan 2012 · 30m

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

44. Payneful Recovery

27 Jan 2012 · 30m

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

45. House of Nightmares

3 Feb 2012 · 30m

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

46. In Payne

3 Feb 2012 · 30m

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

47. Payback

10 Feb 2012 · 30m

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

48. Daddy Day Scare

10 Feb 2012 · 30m

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

49. Pills and Thrills

17 Feb 2012 · 30m

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

50. Scars of Payne

17 Feb 2012 · 30m

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

51. Payne vs. Payne

17 Feb 2012 · 30m

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

52. Guess Who Came to Breakfast

17 Feb 2012 · 30m

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

53. House of Force Closure

12 Feb 2012 · 30m

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

54. If It Ain't Broke

3 Feb 2012 · 30m

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

55. Neighborhood Crisis

9 Mar 2012 · 30m

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

56. Down for the Count

12 Mar 2012 · 30m

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

57. Stop, Drop, and Roll

6 Apr 2012 · 30m

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

58. No Pass, No Play

6 Apr 2012 · 30m

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

59. Payneful Injection

18 May 2012 · 30m

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

60. Batter Up

18 May 2012 · 30m

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

61. Payneful Matrimony

25 May 2012 · 30m

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

62. What You Know About Me

25 May 2012 · 30m

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

63. Right Turn

1 Jun 2012 · 30m

Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

64. The Loan Ranger

1 Jun 2012 · 30m

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

65. Payneful Divorce

8 Jun 2012 · 30m

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

66. Up to the Challenge

8 Jun 2012 · 30m

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

67. House of Sabotage

15 Jun 2012 · 30m

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

68. Payneful Pop In

15 Jun 2012 · 30m

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

69. House of OMG

22 Jun 2012 · 30m

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

70. Keep it Moving

22 Jun 2012 · 30m

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

71. Bake, Rattle and Roll

29 Jun 2012 · 30m

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

72. Dodging Bullies

29 Jun 2012 · 30m

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

73. Payneful Distance

6 Jul 2012 · 30m

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

74. Not in the Cards

6 Jul 2012 · 30m

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

75. All Work and No Play

20 Jul 2012 · 30m

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

76. Amazing Matriarchs

20 Jul 2012 · 30m

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

77. The First Dance

27 Jul 2012 · 30m

Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

78. The Invention of Trust

27 Jul 2012 · 30m

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

79. Payneful Realization

3 Aug 2012 · 30m

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

80. Trial and Tribulation

· 30m

Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

81. The Call Back

· 30m

Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

82. All's Well

10 Aug 2012 · 30m

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.

1. A Wise Man's Opinion

2 Sep 2020 · 22m

Malik is hesitant to give the news to his family about Lisa’s pregnancy.

2. Delicious

2 Sep 2020 · 22m

Malik confesses to Curtis that he thinks Lisa is pregnant.

3. By Your Side

9 Sep 2020 · 22m

Malik's parents try to keep calm after finding out about Lisa's pregnancy, but Curtis and Ella are eager to gloat about the situation.

4. The Old People Game

9 Sep 2020 · 22m

After Janine lets slip about a baby on the way, Jazmine tries to coax the whole story out of Ella.

5. Women of Today

16 Sep 2020 · 22m

Jazmine confides in Ella that she's feeling pressured to have sex, and Ella gives her a lesson in love, relationships and self-respect.

6. Mixed Emotions

16 Sep 2020 · 22m

Calvin and Miranda's long, dragged-out divorce leads Malik to declare that he'll never get married, and Miranda confides in Janine about her own frustrations with the court proceedings.

7. Love and Hate

23 Sep 2020 · 22m

Curtis gets upset at Ella for counselling Miranda about her divorce, and Miranda tries to engineer an accidental run-in with Calvin.

8. From Heart to Heart

23 Sep 2020 · 22m

Calvin confronts his mom about taking to Miranda, and C.J. reveals that he's upset about how Lisa has taken over the house.

9. Someone

30 Sep 2020 · 22m

Miranda turns to Ella for advice, and Calvin introduces his new girlfriend Laura to his parents.

10. Something's Rotten

30 Sep 2020 · 22m

Miranda has an uncomfortable encounter with Laura, and C.J. urges Calvin to have a much-needed conversation with Ella.

11. Hard Lessons

7 Oct 2020 · 22m

A fight over breakfast leaves Ella feeling unappreciated, the house becomes a mess when Curtis is left to fend for himself, and Miranda confesses her feelings for Calvin.

12. Lucky Cards

14 Oct 2020 · 22m

Curtis looks for his lucky playing cards in anticipation of a game with the guys, and Ella's relationship advice creates an awkward confrontation.

13. Moving On

21 Oct 2020 · 22m

Ella accuses Miranda of trying to make Calvin jealous by going on a date with a professional football player, and Curtis hopes to use the athlete to get free tickets to games.

14. Been a Long Time

28 Oct 2020 · 22m

Curtis enlists C.J. and Calvin to help plan a surprise birthday party for Ella, and Janine discovers a vape pen and weed mints in Jazmine's pockets.

15. J. Boogie

4 Nov 2020 · 22m

Jazmine's insolent new boyfriend causes C.J. to lose his cool, and when Curtis is left alone with a vape pen, he decides to see what all the fuss is about.

16. The Dinosaur and the Rabbit

11 Nov 2020 · 22m

After trying Jazmine's vape pen, Curtis gets extremely high, and Ella is confused by his odd behavior.

17. Dark Thirty

18 Nov 2020 · 22m

Curtis and Ella continue to deal with their accidental highs, and C.J. confronts the dealer who gave the vape pen and weed mints to Jazmine in the first place.

18. Out of Character

25 Nov 2020 · 22m

As Curtis and Ella's high lingers, Floyd, C.J. and Kaleb look for the vape pen and weed mints they used, and the next morning, Curtis and Ella make a promise to one another.

19. The Package

2 Dec 2020 · 22m

Despite her dad's warnings, Kaleb keeps trying to see Jazmine, and Curtis asks Calvin to wait at his house for a mysterious package to arrive.

20. If You Loved Me

9 Dec 2020 · 22m

Calvin grills Kaleb and Jazmine after catching them together at his parents' house, leading Jazmine to realize what kind of guy her boyfriend really is.

21. The Big Game

16 Dec 2020 · 22m

C.J. tries to give Malik a lesson in compromise after Lisa takes over the only TV in the house, and Miranda makes it known to the family that she's going on a date.

22. Give and Take

23 Dec 2020 · 22m

When Lisa invites herself to stay with Ella and Curtis after a fight with Malik, the family forces the feuding couple to sit down and work things out.

23. Parenting 101

30 Dec 2020 · 22m

Miranda implores Curtis to babysit her son, C.J. pressures Malik to join the workforce, and Lisa and Malik get an unexpected crash course in parenting.

24. Ya' Hearrrrd Me

6 Jan 2021 · 22m

Ella suspects there are deeper issues behind Lisa and Malik's fight over a toilet seat, and Curtis's relationship advice to his nephew backfires.

25. Woman of the Night

13 Jan 2021 · 22m

Ella is disturbed by what she finds when she drops in on Malik and Lisa, Miranda makes assumptions about her dinner date with Calvin, and C.J. responds to a red alert.

1. Whiplash

25 May 2021 · 22m

While recovering from his injuries, C.J. comes under investigation for his conduct during the fire, and Lisa feels judged by Malik's family.

2. A Payneful Lesson

1 Jun 2021 · 22m

Calvin tries to impress Laura by cooking her an elegant meal, and C.J. resists his family's attempts to help him while he recuperates.

3. All Lumped Together

8 Jun 2021 · 22m

Ella receives alarming news after a routine mammogram, and Malik is in danger of losing his scholarship after he's had to shoulder the responsibilities of his household.

4. Back That Thang Up

15 Jun 2021 · 22m

Calvin and Floyd help Ella around the house, C.J. seeks alternative treatments for his back problems, and a car robbery takes everyone by surprise.

5. Sauce Bosses

22 Jun 2021 · 22m

C.J. tries to talk Floyd out of selling the family barbecue sauce recipe, and Calvin grows concerned when he learns Miranda wants to buy a gun for protection.

6. Missing Mustard Seeds

29 Jun 2021 · 22m

Curtis puts Ellas’ big day in peril and Malik takes a class that doesn’t go over well with the family.

7. In the Hot Seat

6 Jul 2021 · 22m

As Calvin and Laura prepare for premarital counseling, Curtis steps in to give them relationship advice of his own, which leaves the couple at odds with each other.

8. Karen

13 Jul 2021 · 22m

Calvin's life is turned upside down when a white woman posts false theft accusations against him on social media, and C.J. is disappointed to learn that Malik doesn't vote.

9. Me Against the World

12 Oct 2021 · 22m

Ella plans a family game night, but things get awkward when Miranda shows up to the party, and Clarence suspects Floyd is trolling him online.

10. Pow Wow at the Paynes

19 Oct 2021 · 22m

After a police shooting at a music festival, Malik joins a protest to demand the release of bodycam footage, and Ella tries to be supportive of Lisa's jewelry-making ambitions.

11. Bearer of Bad News

26 Oct 2021 · 22m

Ella steps in as mediator when Miranda refuses to allow her son to participate in Calvin and Laura's upcoming wedding, and C.J. worries that Lisa may have betrayed Malik.

12. Fake Newsletters

2 Nov 2021 · 22m

Things get ugly between Curtis and C.J. as they face off against each other in a contentious local election, and Ella tries her hand as a life coach to Lisa.

13. Home Invaders

9 Nov 2021 · 22m

Ella's house is turned upside down thanks to a termite problem, and Malik tries to take control when his living situation with Lisa gets increasingly frustrating.

14. DNAin’t

16 Nov 2021 · 22m

Floyd arranges genetic testing for the family to prove he has superior African DNA, and Calvin prepares Malik for his upcoming road trip across the country with Lisa.

15. Stop Shop and Roll

23 Nov 2021 · 22m

Floyd leads a home safety training session for the family, Ella covers up her online shopping addiction, and Lisa bets Malik that he can't stay off his phone for 24 hours.

16. Paynefully Honest

30 Nov 2021 · 22m

Calvin and Miranda struggle to navigate coparenting with Laura in the picture, and Ella plans an intimate night to reconnect with Curtis.

17. Wondering Prince

7 Dec 2021 · 22m

C.J.'s excited about his high school reunion, but his Prince versus Stevie Wonder debate with Floyd and Calvin may cost him his caterer, and Lisa teaches Miranda how to navigate dating apps.

18. A Little Discipline

14 Dec 2021 · 22m

Miranda flies off the handle when she learns Laura disciplined Christian, and Malik is conflicted when he suspects his prospective employer is racist.

19. A Payneful Compromise

21 Dec 2021 · 22m

Calvin, C.J. and Ella join forces to help Floyd get in better shape after finding out he is prediabetic, and Calvin grows increasingly frustrated with Miranda's frequent visits.

20. Fine Wine

4 Jan 2022 · 22m

Calvin assures his skeptical family he's ready to give up his playboy ways and settle down for good with Laura, but an encounter with a beautiful realtor tests his resolve.

21. The First Day

11 Jan 2022 · 22m

C.J. obsesses over being in tip-top shape for his first day back at work, and Miranda's request for more child support interferes with Calvin's and Laura's extravagant wedding plans.

22. Payneful Suffering

18 Jan 2022 · 22m

In preparation for Janine's early return home, Lisa insists on making a special dinner to impress her, Curtis and Ella catch wind of damaging family drama, and C.J. receives unexpected news.

1. What's in a Payne Name

23 Mar 2022 · 22m

Malik and Lisa can't agree on a name for their newborn baby, C.J. worries about Janine as reports of a plane incident come in, and Calvin offers relationship advice to Malik.

2. Major Payne

30 Mar 2022 · 22m

As the pressure mounts for Lisa to choose her college classes, she envisions what her future would be like down different career paths.

3. Bag Men

6 Apr 2022 · 22m

After Curtis starts a new family food truck business, his chief of operations Lisa is upset to learn that Malik is receiving a higher wage despite having a subordinate role.

4. H.O. Hate

13 Apr 2022 · 22m

Curtis sets his sights on retaliation when the new HOA president threatens to shut down the grand opening of his food truck.

5. Meme, Myself and I

20 Apr 2022 · 22m

CJ discovers more than he wants to know when he attempts to bond with his kids via social media, and fame goes to Curtis's head when his comical rants turn him into a viral sensation.

6. Good Will Nothing

27 Apr 2022 · 22m

Ella talks Curtis into writing his will after the sudden passing of a friend, and when the rest of the family realizes a potential inheritance is in play, they all start sucking up.

7. Payne-Ting

4 May 2022 · 22m

Calvin and Malik question everything they know about love and fidelity when they unearth Ella's old diary and find her passionate love poems addressed to someone other than Curtis.

8. A Payne-Ful Interview

11 May 2022 · 22m

Calvin and Ella help Curtis prepare for an interview to promote his BBQ sauce on one of Atlanta's hottest shows, and Malik learns about Lisa's responsibilities while taking care of MaLisa.

9. Woman to Woman

18 May 2022 · 22m

Malik educates C.J. and Lisa about criminal justice reform, and Miranda and Laura clash over a gift for Christian and their distinct roles in his life.

10. It Was All a Dream

25 May 2022 · 22m

Calvin sends flirty texts to Miranda after a raucous night out with his friends, and C.J. gives Malik an important lesson about marriage and fatherhood.

11. Payneful Pain

12 Oct 2022 · 22m

Curtis shows Ella how much he appreciates her by recreating their first date and planning a sweet surprise for their anniversary, and Laura takes offense to Calvin's constant teasing.

12. Going to the Chapel and Not Getting Married

19 Oct 2022 · 22m

Curtis's scheming and reluctance to spend money on his and Ella's vow renewal ceremony has Ella reconsidering her recommitment.

13. Unwelcomed Neighbors

26 Oct 2022 · 22m

Curtis draws the family into his web of paranoia when he spots unusual activity at the vacant house across the street, and Laura questions Calvin's financial generosity towards Miranda.

14. Cracked Nest Egg

2 Nov 2022 · 22m

Calvin injures his foot at the church's run-down help center, and Curtis and Ella argue about using their retirement funds to update the building.

15. The Paranoid and the Private

9 Nov 2022 · 22m

Curtis panics when he discovers a prized possession missing from his food truck, and Miranda’s idea to send Christian to a private school leaves Calvin conflicted.

16. Of Mice and Men

16 Nov 2022 · 22m

When a mouse turns up in the house and disturbs Ella's peace, Curtis explores extermination methods and turns the house into a war zone, plus Malik lands a new job at a medical

17. Insecurity System

23 Nov 2022 · 22m

Miranda helps Ella feng shui her living room, Malik lets Laura test-drive a drone from the fire department, and Calvin helps C.J. install a security system with audio-visual capabilities.

18. Hashtag Help

30 Nov 2022 · 22m

Ella enlists Lisa to create a viral campaign for the church's help center, and Calvin gives Curtis some pointers for launching his Sauce Boss brand.

19. Mr. Bills

7 Dec 2022 · 22m

Curtis regrets his overreaction to Ella's spending habits when she starts cutting back on luxuries like delicious food and premium channels, and C.J. dives into the world of cryptocurrency.

20. Coco Parenting

14 Dec 2022 · 22m

C.J. faces insecurity when Janine's new out-of-town job changes the roles at home, and Calvin and Miranda re-evaluate their parenting when Christian is suspended for repeated bullying.

21. So Nice to Meat You

21 Dec 2022 · 22m

Curtis becomes suspicious when Glo presents him with an overly generous apology gift, while Calvin's friend Peanut thinks he may have found his sugar mama.

22. Payneful Patriarch

28 Dec 2022 · 22m

Malik's promising new business opportunity leads to a complex political argument with C.J., and Curtis's dispute with bossy neighbor Glo over an HOA violation has shocking consequences.

1. Like New Money

22 Mar 2023 · 22m

After narrowly surviving the truck explosion, Curtis becomes convinced someone is out to get him, and Miranda helps Calvin get to the root of Junior's bad behavior at school.

2. Just Payne Trippin'

29 Mar 2023 · 22m

Jazmine's family is skeptical when she starts picking up habits and ideas from her young, free-thinking college professor, and Calvin and Miranda face a serious coparenting dilemma.

3. Les Sexy Sauce

5 Apr 2023 · 22m

Curtis and Floyd swing into action to track down the thief who's been bootlegging Curtis's special homemade sauce, and Ella and Miranda help Malik and Lisa through a romantic rough patch.

4. One-Legged Funeral Director

12 Apr 2023 · 22m

Calvin suspects one of the main characters in Miranda's novel is based on him, and Curtis encourages Christian to be more physical on the soccer field.

5. Forget Me Not

19 Apr 2023 · 22m

The family sees a different side of Curtis when he loses his memory, and C.J. goes too far in helping the twins with their science project.

6. Encouragement

26 Apr 2023 · 22m

Janine helps C.J. get into a healthy lifestyle after he fails a physical aptitude test at work, and dinner with Laura's parents goes downhill fast when Calvin's past comes to light.

7. Balancing Payne

3 May 2023 · 22m

Two partnerships are put to the test when Laura fears she isn't a priority in Calvin's life and Floyd feels excluded by Curtis's independent plans for a new food truck and menu.

8. Paynes in the Butt

10 May 2023 · 22m

Curtis expects a financial windfall when he inherits two African sculptures from his late uncle, and C.J. and Janine disagree about how to discipline Hayden and Jayden.

9. Deena

17 May 2023 · 20m

Malik and family get introduced to Lisa’s mom, Deena. Miranda attempts to produce a Vlog for Ella.

10. The New Praisers

24 May 2023 · 22m

Jazmine seeks Ella's guidance as she starts a Bible study group at her college, and Laura insists Calvin draws stronger boundaries with Miranda.

11. Model Behavior

16 Aug 2023 · 22m

A new smart home device makes Curtis paranoid about technology, and Malik grows suspicious after Lisa gets approached by a modeling photographer.

12. I Am Handywoman, Hear Me Roar

16 Aug 2023 · 22m

C.J. and Janine get drawn into Malik and Lisa's disagreement about love languages, and Ella is determined to prove Curtis wrong when he casts doubt on her DIY home maintenance skills.

13. Make It Rain

16 Aug 2023 · 19m

Laura's discomfort with Calvin's bachelor party threatens to throw a wrench in his plans, and as Malik struggles to build a toy for MaLisa, Curtis and C.J. want to show him how it's done.

14. Say My Name

23 Aug 2023 · 20m

Miranda struggles to find her footing as she jumps back into the dating scene to get over Calvin, and C.J. fights off bad luck after a chain email seemingly works its magic on him.

15. Out in the Open

23 Aug 2023 · 22m

After a tragedy at work, CJ encourages his family to be more open about their mental health, and Miranda confides in Ella about missing the physical aspects of being in a relationship.

16. Zaddy

23 Aug 2023 · 22m

Jazmine considers dropping her educational ambitions when the glamorous influencer life tempts her, and CJ fights to convince her that fast fame and easy money aren't really so easy.

17. El Capitan

30 Aug 2023 · 22m

Curtis goes overboard with his crimefighting ambitions when Glo reveals plans to elect a neighborhood watch captain, and Jazmine worries about C.J. and Malik's love of junk food.

18. To Jump or Not to Jump

30 Aug 2023 · 22m

Laura grapples with anxiety over traditional marital expectations as her wedding date nears, and Curtis and Gloria face off after he asks Malik and Jazmine paint the front door.

19. They Call Me Chef Payne

30 Aug 2023 · 22m

C.J. and Jazmine help Jayden overcome his stage fright before he performs in a school play, and Calvin and Laura crush Curtis's dream of catering their wedding.

20. Run Them Pockets

6 Sep 2023 · 22m

C.J.'s poker night gets heated, and Malik and Ella don't see eye to eye on bringing legalized gambling to Georgia.

21. Double Trouble

6 Sep 2023 · 22m

To Curtis’ horror, Floyd and Glo begin dating and wants to double date with he and Ella. Pookie and Peanut ask CJ to mentor them when they decide to become firefighters.

22. True Measures

6 Sep 2023 · 22m

Calvin questions his parenting skills when Junior acts out, C.J. panics when Jazmine considers dropping out of college, and Laura suspects Calvin isn't being faithful.

1. Piece by Piece

13 Aug 2024 · 22m

Calvin teams up with his ex-wife Miranda to get to the bottom of why Laura broke off their engagement, while also working with Ella to repair his relationship with Calvin Jr. Meanwhile, Curtis and Floyd attempt to get publicity for their BBQ sauce brand.

2. Adjust Your Crown, Sis

20 Aug 2024 · 22m

When Ella sponsors the membership of the new wife of a longtime dea-con into her social club, Incomparable Crowns, she begins to suspect something may be going on behind closed doors in the new marriage.

3. No Bueno

27 Aug 2024 · 22m

Jazmine reminds a forgetful C.J. about his first wedding anniversary. Curtis and Ella bring over a cake called “No Bueno” to celebrate, only to learn there is no celebration to be had. Elsewhere, Calvin prepares to attend Pookie’s wedding solo.

4. Failure to Succeed

3 Sep 2024 · 22m

Malik is thrilled when he lands an interview with a councilman he idolizes, but he finds out that getting the job is only half the battle. Curtis fails a health inspection forcing him to modify his barbecue recipe to disastrous results.

5. Love Yourz

10 Sep 2024 · 22m

A concerned Calvin enlists his quirky friends Pookie and Peanut to help his struggling son, Calvin Jr., with math.

6. The Chicken or the Egg

17 Sep 2024 · 22m

In the middle of a city-wide egg shortage, Curtis searches for reasonably priced eggs. Meanwhile, Lisa attempts to gain professional work experience by going to work with the Paynes.

7. I Wanna Dance with Somebody

24 Sep 2024 · 22m

When Calvin Jr.’s mom can’t take him to the Mother-Son dance, Miranda and Laura compete to be her replacement.

8. A Payneful Father's Day

1 Oct 2024 · 22m

Ella organizes the women to plan a special Father’s Day for the men in their lives. Meanwhile, Floyd and Glo have their first argument as a couple.

9. Hut-Hut Psyche

8 Oct 2024 · 22m

Calvin wants Calvin Jr. to play football, but Ella thinks football is too dangerous and pushes him to play tennis instead.

10. Final Answer

15 Oct 2024 · 22m

Jazmine gets caught up in a cheating scandal at school and Curtis enlists the help of a vlogger to promote his food truck.

11. All Hands on Deck

19 Nov 2024 · 22m

Curtis calls on his family to help work the food truck, and Malik faces a tough decision when Councilman Dustman tasks him with creating a smear campaign against his opponent.

12. Break Up to Make Up

26 Nov 2024 · 22m

C.J. and Janine try to mediate Curtis and Floyd's messy disagreement, and when Miranda helps Calvin take care of a sick Christian, Calvin has a big realization.

13. If It Ain't Broke

3 Dec 2024 · 22m

Miranda steps in as Calvin and Junior deal with fallout from their big fight, and C.J. and Janine employ techniques they learned in couples counseling to tackle a home improvement project.

14. House of Funk

10 Dec 2024 · 22m

Calvin and Laura try to teach the boys to clean up after themselves, and Ella meets with the head deacon to discuss serious concerns but does not get the response she expected.

15. Barracuda Pool

17 Dec 2024 · 22m

Curtis and Floyd pitch their BBQ sauce to potential investors on a popular TV show, and Calvin gets jealous when Miranda goes to the club with Jazmine for a fun ladies' night out.

16. Paynefully Moving On

17 Dec 2024 · 22m

Ella has become conflicted with the politics of her church and has to make a big decision, and Floyd worries that evidence of his past behavior might get him canceled and hurt his business.

17. Tricks No Treats

25 Mar 2025 · 22m

Curtis surprises Ella with a gift that brings unexpected results, and Calvin struggles with whether he and Laura are ready to walk down the aisle.

18. Love at First Swipe

1 Apr 2025 · 22m

C.J. and Janine receive marital advice from an unlikely source, and Peanut seeks help with his newfound online lover.

19. House of Cards

8 Apr 2025 · 22m

Calvin finds himself in the middle of a feud he wants no part of, and Jazmine, discouraged about her career path, learns she has more time than she thinks to plan her life.

20. The Incomparable Ella

15 Apr 2025 · 22m

Ella and her social club band together to help a friend in a dangerous situation, and Jazmine takes her future into her own hands when her reputation becomes wrongfully tarnished.

21. Houston, We've Got a Problem

22 Apr 2025 · 22m

Calvin struggles with Tracie's decision to relocate Calvin Jr. to Houston, and Malik hosts an impromptu election night watch party with a nervous Councilman Dustman.

22. House of Love

29 Apr 2025 · 22m

Laura finds herself at odds with her future in-laws, and Jasmine works on a journalism project that brings the generations together.

1. House of Realization

30 Apr 2025 · 22m

After a sit-down, Ella faces off with Elaine and confronts her about her true feelings towards Laura, and Malik gets creative about his parenting.

2. Doing the Work

7 May 2025 · 22m

Laura's temper gets the better of her in the wake of her unpleasant clash with the Paynes, and Ella's successful Bible study takes an unexpected turn when Mrs. Wellington arrives.

3. House of Outrage

14 May 2025 · 22m

Ella reveals her deep disdain for Laura, and C.J. and Curtis advise Calvin on the challenge of preserving his future marriage while also safeguarding his relationship with his mother.

4. The Talk

21 May 2025 · 22m

Ella confronts Laura in an attempt at reconciliation, and Janine must navigate unexpected challenges when Deena urgently requests to meet.

5. House of Tough Decisions

28 May 2025 · 22m

Tensions rise between Curtis and Floyd as a new potential business creates havoc, and Jazmine grapples with a challenging decision regarding a dishonest former classmate.

6. House of Bad Neighbors

4 Jun 2025 · 22m

The Payne family must innovate when Mrs. Wellington returns with a vengeance, and Calvin's relationship with Laura hits a turning point.

7. Burying the Hatchet

11 Jun 2025 · 22m

Ella seeks divine help when tempers flare between Laura and the Payne family, and Jazmine must decide whether to forgive her dishonest classmate.

8. House of Probation

18 Jun 2025 · 22m

Calvin and Laura receive unexpected news, Curtis and Glo join forces against Mrs. Wellington, and Calvin and Miranda navigate the complexities of co-parenting.

9. House of Second Chances

25 Jun 2025 · 22m

Jazmine grapples with a roller coaster of emotions during a group project, and Ella imparts crucial advice as Curtis and Floyd navigate the intricacies of business.

10. Protector in Chief

2 Jul 2025 · 22m

C.J. springs into action when tragedy strikes downtown, and Lisa is pulled from all angles at home.

11. The Storm

5 Nov 2025 · 22m

Calvin and Laura hit a rough patch when he and Miranda team up to express their disapproval of Laura's birthday gift for Christian, and Glo's political rival plays dirty.

12. House of Change

12 Nov 2025 · 22m

Curtis and C.J. are honored for their contributions to the city, but the celebrations comes to a halt when Calvin shares unhappy new developments with the family.

13. House of Final Chapters

19 Nov 2025 · 22m

Curtis and Floyd are divided over Q Anthony's seemingly lucrative offer for their business, and Calvin faces the end of the road with Laura.

14. A Brother's Love

26 Nov 2025 · 22m

The family raises a brow at Miranda's new boo, and Calvin must navigate the complexities of parenting.

15. Can We Have Dinner

3 Dec 2025 · 22m

In the wake of his breakup with Laura, Calvin reconsiders his relationship with ex Miranda, and Jazmine's school project leads to a surprising connection.

16. Hanging Solo

10 Dec 2025 · 22m

The stakes are high, and all hands are on deck on Election Day, and Calvin is determined to find the answer to his question about Miranda's love life.

17. A Chicken Dinner

17 Dec 2025 · 21m

The family isn't happy as Calvin considers repairing his relationship with Laura, and things heat up between Jaxon and Jazmine on their first date night.

18. Good as Gold

4 Feb 2026

19. Episode 19

11 Feb 2026

1. “Same House, Same Problems”

The Paynes settle into a quieter routine, though not everybody is being fully honest. Calvin spends more time away from the house, CJ and Janine struggle to sync their schedules, and Jasmine starts wondering if Jaxson sees their relationship the same way she does.

2. “Mind Your Business”

Curtis grows irritated when Ella keeps revisiting old situations he feels should stay buried. Malik and Lisa try proving they can handle parenting without everybody stepping in to help.

3. “Too Comfortable”

Jaxson begins spending more time around the family, making things awkward for Jasmine when people start asking questions. Calvin becomes overly defensive when Miranda’s name casually comes up.

4. “Long Way From Home”

Laura returns unexpectedly after Ella’s letter reopened old emotions. What starts as a tense conversation with Ella shifts .

5. “Bad Timing”

Laura’s visit creates tension throughout the house without anyone fully understanding why. Calvin tries avoiding difficult conversations while Miranda questions how long they can realistically keep things private.

6. “For the Record”

CJ and Janine attempt a much-needed night to themselves, but work and family interruptions keep getting in the way. Jasmine becomes frustrated with Jaxson’s mixed signals.

7. “Read the Room”

Laura begins noticing certain interactions that don’t sit right with her. Curtis pressures Ella to stop trying to “fix” things before the situation gets messier.

8. “Not What You Think”

A misunderstanding involving Calvin quickly spreads through the house. Malik and Lisa clash over parenting advice after CJ inserts himself where he wasn’t asked.

9. “Too Late Now”

Jasmine pushes Jaxson for clarity about where they stand. Meanwhile, Calvin realizes avoiding Laura may actually be making things worse.

10. “Everybody Knows Something”

The family starts picking up on tension between Calvin, Miranda, and Laura, though nobody has the full story. Ella feels guiltier as things spiral further.

11. “Watch Your Tone”

A family dinner goes left after Laura asks one question that makes the room suddenly uncomfortable. CJ and Janine disagree over whether family members are becoming too involved in each other’s business again.

12. “Out in the Open”

The truth about Calvin and Miranda finally comes out, forcing the family to reevaluate weeks of strange behavior and half-truths.

13. “Ain’t No Secret”

Laura struggles with feeling embarrassed after realizing how much she misunderstood. Curtis blames Ella for reopening the situation in the first place.

14. “Couples Weekend”

An attempt at a relaxing getaway becomes stressful when unresolved tension follows everyone out of the house. Jasmine and Jaxson begin questioning whether they’re moving too fast.

15. “Still Family”

Laura prepares to head back home after finally accepting things have changed ,but admits she has a secret of her own that leaves Ella stunned. Calvin and Miranda stop hiding their relationship, while the Payne family tries putting months of tension behind them—even if not everything feels fully resolved yet.

16. “Phone Check”

Miranda becomes annoyed when Calvin starts acting unusually private with his phone after Laura leaves town. Meanwhile, CJ accidentally sparks drama at work that follows him home.

17. “Sauce Boss Expansion”

Curtis gets serious about turning his Sauce Boss idea into something bigger, pushing it beyond just the house and into a real business move. Ella supports him, but the rest of the family starts questioning whether he’s moving too fast. As Curtis doubles down on his plans, not everyone is convinced it’s the right direction.

18. “Sunday Plans”

Curtis and Ella insists on forcing the whole family together for Sunday dinner after weeks of tension. Jasmine and Jaxson disagree about spending time with each other’s families, while Malik and Lisa debate moving into their own place.

19. “Too Grown”

Ella struggles with accepting how independent everyone has become. Calvin and Miranda hit their first real rough patch since getting back together.

20. “Company’s Coming”

Ella hosts a family dinner hoping for a peaceful night, but things quickly turn awkward when Laura stops by and drops a bombshell on Calvin that changes the tone of the evening and forces long-hidden truths into the open.