Dinosaurs

E1

1. The Mighty Megalosaurus

26 Apr 1991 · 23m

Earl lays an egg when he asks his boss for a raise, and Fran lays an egg--literally.

E2

2. The Mating Dance

3 May 1991 · 23m

Family duties and the baby combine to frazzle Fran, and Earl can't figure out her problem.

E3

3. Hurling Day

10 May 1991 · 23m

Earl has the honor of tossing his mother-in-law into the tar pits on "Hurling Day."

E4

4. High Noon

17 May 1991 · 23m

A monstrous male who notices Fran in the supermarket challenges Earl to a fight to the death.

E5

5. The Howling

24 May 1991 · 23m

Robbie questions howling as a rite of passage--an act that puts Earl and Roy at odds with each other.

E1

1. The Golden Child

18 Sep 1991 · 23m

When the Sinclair baby sprouts a golden horn, he is trumpeted as the prophesied King of the Dinosaurs.

E2

2. Family Challenge

25 Sep 1991 · 23m

When the Sinclairs' TV is wrecked, Earl enters the family on a game show to win a new set.

E3

3. I Never Ate for My Father

2 Oct 1991 · 23m

When Robbie flubs his initiation into the Young Males' Carnivore Association, Earl fears his son may be a herbivore.

E4

4. Charlene's Tale

9 Oct 1991 · 23m

Charlene gets a tail, which whips up strange feelings in Earl, whose little girl is no longer so little.

E5

5. Endangered Species

16 Oct 1991 · 23m

Earl buys Fran two rare grapdelites for dinner, unaware that they are the last of their species.

E6

6. Employee of the Month

23 Oct 1991 · 23m

Earl anticipates a promotion as he awaits a dinner with Richfield; Robbie brings home a "pet" human.

E7

7. When Food Goes Bad

30 Oct 1991 · 23m

Lurking in the Sinclair refrigerator are delectable creatures that go bad, very bad, while Charlene watches the baby.

E8

8. Career Opportunities

6 Nov 1991 · 23m

Robbie objects to the career--tree pusher--assigned to him by the "Job Wizard."

E9

9. Unmarried ... With Children

13 Nov 1991 · 23m

A liberated single female's ideas make Fran reconsider renewing her marriage license.

E10

10. How to Pick Up Girls

20 Nov 1991 · 23m

Robbie gets pointers on how to approach girls from a streetwise contemporary named Spike.

E11

11. Switched At Birth

27 Nov 1991 · 23m

The Sinclairs learn that the baby might have been switched with another.

E12

12. Refrigerator Day

11 Dec 1991 · 23m

Earl's fridge is repossessed as the dinosaurs celebrate Refrigerator Day and the gift of cold storage.

E13

13. What Sexual Harris Meant

18 Dec 1991 · 23m

Earl helps Fran's friend Monica get a job as a tree pusher, but she's no pushover when she's harrassed by a predatory male.

E14

14. Fran Live

8 Jan 1992 · 23m

Fran gets a job on TV giving advice to dinosaurs, leaving Earl to learn how to cope with a wife who works.

E15

15. Power Erupts

15 Jan 1992 · 23m

A power struggle erupts between the Wesayso Corp. and Robbie after he invents a way to generate energy as a science project.

E16

16. The Clip Show

22 Jan 1992 · 23m

An archaeologist documents dinosaurs' way of life as they may have existed long ago, but clips from previous episodes tell a different story.

E17

17. A New Leaf

5 Feb 1992 · 23m

A wild plant has a weird effect on the dinosaurs--it makes them dopey and happy, to the exclusion of everything else.

E18

18. The Last Temptation of Ethyl

12 Feb 1992 · 23m

Earl thinks Old Ethyl has died, but she returns from the great beyond with the lowdown on the afterlife.

E19

19. Nuts To War (1)

19 Feb 1992 · 23m

The four-legged dinosaurs encroach on the pistachio-nut supply of the "normal" dinosaurs...and that means war.

E20

20. Nuts To War (2)

26 Feb 1992 · 23m

Earl, Roy and Charlene pose as entertainers and rush to the front to retrieve Robbie.

E21

21. And The Winner Is...

25 Mar 1992 · 23m

Earl throws his hat into the ring as a candidate for Chief Elder, but he's likely to have his head handed to him by his opponent, B.P. Richfield.

E22

22. Slave to Fashion

1 Apr 1992 · 23m

Charlene wants to make a fashion statement with an expensive coat, but the coat leads her into a vain attempt to achieve status.

E23

23. Leader of the Pack

22 Apr 1992 · 23m

When Robbie can't beat a gang of hoods (who keep beating him), he joins them.

E24

24. WESAYSO Knows Best

8 May 1992 · 23m

Wesayso insists Roy replace Earl as the father of the Sinclairs, who are selected as the Wesayso spokesfamily.

E1

1. Nature Calls

18 Sep 1992 · 23m

Earl is in charge of potty training the baby, who escapes to do his business any way he wants.

E2

2. Baby Talk

2 Oct 1992 · 23m

Earl does the dirty work of organizing a civic protest against the TV powers-that-be when the baby repeats (constantly) a dirty word that he hears on the tube.

E3

3. Network Genius

16 Oct 1992 · 23m

Earl is hired as a network executive when his answers on a test for new television shows prove to be surprisingly accurate.

E4

4. The Discovery

23 Oct 1992 · 23m

Earl hits a bad golf shot that sails off the edge of the known world and into a new one -- new, that is, to the dinosaurs.

E5

5. Little Boy Boo

30 Oct 1992 · 23m

Robbie weaves a frightening tale for the Baby about Robbie turning into a caveman monster, which proves a little too hairy for the little guy.

E6

6. Germ Warfare

6 Nov 1992 · 23m

The Baby becomes sick from a dirty pacifier and a visit to the modern doctor has the family suspecting he is selling them high priced snake oil.

E7

7. Hungry for Love

13 Nov 1992 · 23m

Robbie dates Richfield's daughter, whose gluttonous reputation gives Robbie food for thought: he may be her next meal.

E8

8. License to Parent

20 Nov 1992 · 23m

When Earl is caught by the Parent Police losing his temper at the baby, he loses his parenting license.

E9

9. Charlene's Flat World

4 Dec 1992 · 23m

Charlene is charged with heresy and jailed after submitting her homework assignment claiming that the world is round and not flat.

E10

10. Wilderness Weekend

18 Dec 1992 · 23m

The males, including Earl, Robbie, and the Baby, go into the wilderness to rediscover their ""reptiles within,"" while back home the girls warm their cold blood with the boys' beer.

E11

11. The Son Also Rises

8 Jan 1993 · 23m

After failing to mow the lawn, Robbie challenges Earl for male domination of the family... and wins.

E12

12. Getting to Know You

15 Jan 1993 · 23m

Charlene signs up for a foreign student exchange program to get away from her family who doesn't understand her; and the Sinclairs get a bitter taste of a different culture when a French bird moves in with them in Charlene's place.

E13

13. Green Card

29 Jan 1993 · 23m

The four-leggers are blamed for the failing economy and legislation is passed to make their presence in Pangea illegal.

E14

14. Out of the Frying Pan

5 Feb 1993 · 23m

Baby becomes a hit sensation when he and Earl star in a series of commercials for a new frying pan. Earl is fired from the commercials and he and Monica start to worry that fame is going to the Baby's and Fran's heads.

E15

15. Steroids to Heaven

12 Feb 1993 · 23m

Robbie resorts to using Thornoids in an attempt to impress a girl at school.

E16

16. Honey, I Miss the Kids

19 Feb 1993 · 23m

Feeling a need to have a job outside the home, Fran goes to work at a halfway house for amphibians, leaving Earl to take over the household day shift and look after the kids.

E17

17. Swamp Music

26 Feb 1993 · 23m

Robbie crosses over to the swamps and gets sold on the mammals' "swamp music", but they're liable to be sold out in a dinosaur record deal, which Robbie orchestrated.

E18

18. Dirty Dancin'

12 Mar 1993 · 23m

When overwhelming urges to do the mating dance arise in Robbie, Earl prefers not to discuss it, but Fran waltzes into Robbie's classroom to educate the kids about it.

E19

19. If I Were a Tree

16 Apr 1993 · 23m

Ethel reads the Baby a story called "If You Were a Tree" about a dinosaur tree pusher who gets struck by lightning and swaps souls with the tree he's trying to demolish.

E20

20. We Are Not Alone

2 May 1993 · 23m

Robbie poses as a space alien and orders Earl to get involved in cleaning up Earth, never imagining that he would quit his job to launch an environmental crusade.

E21

21. Charlene and Her Amazing Humans

9 May 1993 · 23m

Charlene feels her family is neglecting her, so she gets their attention by winning the school talent show but her rising fame is riding on the backs of three young cavelings she found in the forest whose mother is looking for them.

E22

22. The Clip Show II

2 Jul 1993 · 23m

Another one of the infomercial for a home course in how to become a paleontologist is supplemented by clips from previous episodes. Featuring the past clips from Season 2 to Season 3.

E1

1. Monster Under the Bed

1 Jun 1994 · 23m

The Baby swears there's a monster under his bed, but no one believes him--until it starts dragging victims into its hole.

E2

2. Earl, Don't Be a Hero

8 Jun 1994 · 23m

Earl assumes the powers of a superhero, but he's bound to use his might only for the Wesayso Corp.

E3

3. The Greatest Story Ever Sold

22 Jun 1994 · 23m

Questions about life's meaning plague the population, so the Elders dictate a belief system called "Potatoism."

E4

4. Driving Miss Ethyl

29 Jun 1994 · 23m

Earl drives Ethyl to her reunion, and the kids drive Fran crazy when she tries to get them to pose for a portrait.

E5

5. Earl's Big Jackpot

6 Jul 1994 · 23m

A workplace injury ends up costing Earl his job but it pays off big for him in court.

E6

6. Terrible Twos

13 Jul 1994 · 23m

Fran and Earl face an untimely extinction when the baby enters his "terrible twos."

E7

7. Changing Nature

20 Jul 1994 · 23m

Efforts to solve an environmental crisis put the dinosaurs on the road to doomsday.

E8

8. Georgie Must Die

6 Sep 1995 · 23m

The baby goes gaga over a hippo named Georgie, the latest children's idol. But when Earl dresses up as Georgie, he's arrested for copyright infringement.

E9

9. Into the Woods

20 Sep 1995 · 23m

Earl, Robbie and Roy stumble into a tar pit when they take the Baby into the forest for the traditional dinosaur Wilderness Rite of Passage.

E10

10. Variations on a Theme Park

6 Nov 1995 · 23m

When too many overworked employees drop dead from exhaustion, businesses give dinosaurs two weeks off for a vacation; B.P. Richfield advises Earl to bring his family to WeSaySo Land, which is supposed to be a fun amusement park for the family. What the Sinclairs find is an overpriced, cow themed park that is newly under construction, and they have to stay for 14 days.

E11

11. Life in the Faust Lane

7 Nov 1995 · 23m

Earl makes a deal with the devil (which is a wierd inconsistency in the show) after watching a late night show, "Lifestyles of Those We Envy".

E12

12. Working Girl

8 Nov 1995 · 23m

Charlene becomes her father's boss when Richfield is pressured into hiring women. The only problem is, Dad won't listen to her.

E13

13. Earl and Pearl

9 Nov 1995 · 23m

Robbie and Charlene go against Earl's orders and sneak out to see his estranged sister, Pearl, a country star, perform. Roy falls in love with Pearl and plans to settle down with her, despite Earl's protests.

E14

14. Scent of a Reptile

10 Nov 1995 · 23m

Charlene's scent gland comes in and Fran explains the one boy who is attracted to her scent is the one she's destined to marry. But Charlene puts out fumes of burning rubber and attracts the school janitor who aspires to be a tree pusher.