1000 Ways to Die

E1

1. Unforced Errors

8 Feb 2009 · 30m

208 Semi-cide A man is run over and cut in half by an 18-wheeler. 422 Constriction Accident A construction worker is buried under three tons of sand. 92 Fang Banged A drunk man falls onto a rattlesnake, which bites him near his heart. 832 Lesbocution A woman takes off her high heels and steps barefoot into a puddle with a live wire in it and is electrocuted. 125 Love Bugged A reclusive French amateur entomologist and herpetologist is bitten by his black widow spider. 640 Tumble Die A repairman is accidentally trapped inside an industrial clothes dryer.

E2

2. Death Over Easy

8 Feb 2009 · 30m

293 Freeze Died: A man, seeking revenge, is locked in a mafia-owned South Philly meat packing freezer; he dies of hypothermia due to stolen meat and a scandal. 713 DiveBombed: Friends suffer decompression after scuba diving in Cabo, crashing their private plane at 12,000 ft, leading to an explosion and the death of all aboard. 91 De-Coffinated: In a Haitian land dispute, one brother poisons the other with tetrodotoxin, leading to paralysis. Presumed dead, he's buried alive, later found suffocated by grave robbers. 606 Wet Dream: A German librarian, donning a waterbed material fish suit, dies of fatal hyperthermia and heat exhaustion while attempting to live like a fish. 112 Fur Burger: In the 2nd century, execution involves wrapping victims in animal skins, tying them to trees, and leaving them for carnivores; one man is eaten alive by vultures.

E3

3. Dead and Deader

15 Feb 2009 · 30m

A man has a reaction to a rubber suit.

E4

4. Death Gets Busy

22 Feb 2009 · 30m

A man accidentally takes a bath in acid; a super model eats herself to death; an exploding tire.

E5

5. The Lighter Side of Death

1 Mar 2009 · 30m

A farm hand gets into trouble with the farmer's daughter; raw snails; a magician bites the bullet.

E6

6. The Good, The Bad, and the Dead

8 Mar 2009 · 30m

A survivalist has a run in with snakes; a shoplifter jumps in a dumpster.

E7

7. Death Be Not Stupid

15 Mar 2009 · 30m

A narcoleptic falls asleep on the job; a biker drinks gasoline; a couple die after making love.

E8

8. Cure for the Common Death

22 Mar 2009 · 30m

The decision by a couple of Ozzy Osborne fans to snort fire ants ends poorly. July 4th reveler does more drinking than thinking - a homemade firecracker takes his head off. For two rock fans, an air guitar duel gets them too much air.

E9

9. Death: A User's Manual

29 Mar 2009 · 30m

An overeater goes belly up; a body builder juices and loses; a young couple text themselves to death.

E10

10. I See Dead People (and they're cracking me up)

5 Apr 2009

A fatal colonic; a delayed reaction to death; a hot dog thief chokes to death.

E1

1. Death On Arrival

6 Dec 2009

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

E2

2. Death Bites!

9 Dec 2009

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

E3

3. Up With Death

16 Dec 2009

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

E4

4. Putting a Happy Face on Death

30 Dec 2009

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

E5

5. Bringing in the Dead

6 Jan 2010 · 21m

A drunk driver gets his head handed to him; a belly dancer goes belly up; a cross dresser gets crossed; a moonshiner gets shined; a hot tamale blows her boyfriend's dinner; a hula lover gets burned and a thug gets blindsided.

E6

6. Gratefully Dead

13 Jan 2010

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

E7

7. Come On Get Deathy

20 Jan 2010

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

E8

8. Death Watch

27 Jan 2010

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

E9

9. Waking Up Dead

3 Feb 2010

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

E10

10. You're dead! LOL!

10 Feb 2010

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

E11

11. Dead to Rights

17 Feb 2010 · 22m

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

E12

12. Dead on Dead

24 Feb 2010

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

E1

1. Death on a Stick

3 Aug 2010 · 20m

A drunk man literally slides into death, a game of Russian Roulette has an unusual twist and a boy band's swan song ends with a swan dive.

E2

2. Putting a Smiley Face on Death

14 Sep 2010 · 20m

Russian mobsters share their last drink, a blonde bombshell literally lights up the night and a nature lover ends up joining the dead animal friend she tried to save.

E3

3. Stupid Is as Stupid Dies

21 Sep 2010 · 20m

A meth addict bites off more than he can chew, the sorority girl from hell gets sucked down into it and a young couple share their last kiss.

E4

4. Dead Wrongs

28 Sep 2010 · 21m

Two con men get blown away, a sushi chef becomes the butt of a joke and the deadly consequences of porn addiction.

E5

5. Fatal Distractions

5 Oct 2010 · 21m

A drug runner gets a heads up, a glutton goes belly up, a man-baby gets timed out, a nature hater gets turtle waxed, two stoners get bonged, a woman gets down and dirty and a man-hater gets feminated.

E6

6. The End Is Weird

19 Oct 2010 · 21m

A exhibitionist gets the shock of his life, a death that's literally hard to swallow & a street ball player gets some deadly hang time.

E7

7. Hurry Up and Die

26 Oct 2010 · 21m

An amateur car customer gets swept away, a cheapskate gets what he paid for and a real estate deal goes up in flames.

E8

8. Death Puts On a Dunce Cap

2 Nov 2010 · 21m

A hunter becomes the game, a soccer fan blows himself out and a crack addicted couple's world comes crashing down.

E9

9. Young, Dumb and Full of Death

9 Nov 2010 · 21m

A clumsy salesman burns out, a phony priest sees the gets sent to Kingdom Come and a when man does his own version of "Man vs. Wild", wild wins.

E10

10. Deep Fried Death

8 Dec 2010 · 21m

Death in the 70's! A mean girl gets a chubby bunny, a juicer gets juiced, a thief bites his tongue and a biker boy craps out.

E11

11. Cure for the Common Death Pt. II

15 Dec 2010 · 21m

A low rider gets crushed; nun chucks take out a dummy; Big Foot gets the boot; a case of spy vs. die; bikini girl swallows the wrong thing; a jockey gets thrown; an adult clown gets deep throated.

E12

12. Sudden Death

22 Dec 2010 · 21m

A geek has his revenge against a jock, the deadly results from a corset and a British torturer comes up with an idea for a man that's too tall for the rack.

E13

13. Dying to Tell the Story

29 Dec 2010 · 20m

A spoiled man learns the hard way to not fall asleep in the middle of Africa, an Amish man and a southern couple die sipping on the good stuff and in a battle of man against computer, the computer wins.

E14

14. If You're Dead - Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You

15 Jan 2011 · 21m

The origin of the phrase "Mad as a Hatter", a criminal's cries for help literally fall on deaf ears and a con artist who intentionally injures himself ends up getting a much worse unintentional injury.

E15

15. The One About Dumb People Dying!

8 Feb 2011

A cremator gets creamed, Two luggage thieves steal the wrong bag and a pumpkin thief gets gourd and many other bizarre stories.

E16

16. Getting a Rise from the Dead

16 Feb 2011

A sign spinner who picks a deadly way to flip his sign, a sneaky sous chef who picks the wrong place to hide from other staff and a mob hit by two mobsters that goes very wrong.

E17

17. Ready or Not, Here Comes Death

23 Feb 2011

A Japanese game show contestant dives down but comes up dead, a parkour enthusisast takes an unhealthy leap and two drunk hunters finding out that dynamite usage can be hazardous to one's health.

E18

18. Grave Errors

2 Mar 2011

A hairstylist discovering drugs and alcohol while working can be deadly, a pair of female con artists who find going into a flooded basement can be shocking and a cell phone addict meeting her end in a move theater.

E19

19. Killing Them Softly

9 Mar 2011

A Nigerian scam artist who winds up on the wrong end of his latest con, a grave robber who falls victim to the graveyard surroundings and an ex-Nazi who falls victim to delayed justice.

E20

20. Better Them Than Us

16 Mar 2011

A theater owner finding out that flying can lead to the final curtain call, a Russian who gets death from above and a Revolutionary war setting with explosive results for one man.

E21

21. Dead Before They Know It

23 Mar 2011

A girl takes cream from an unaware roommate with deadly consequences, two Sudanese thieves get death from high in the sky and a holiday mall Santa who ends the season on an icy point.

E22

22. Stupid Is as Death Does

30 Mar 2011

A drunk sitting in an old pilot's seat gets fatally launched, teenagers in a drinking game find smoking and booze can be deadly and a video game addict learns the hard way that long term playing can lead to a real life "game over".

E23

23. Mister Death

6 Apr 2011

A football player's odd place for storing his gun has deadly results, a terrorist escapes only for his method of escaping leads to his demise and a bank robber losing his head during the attempted theft.

E24

24. Death, The New Black

18 Jul 2011

A disco dancer takes a fatal spin on the dance floor, a sauna contest has deadly results for the last contestant and an obnoxious drunk meets a heavy end at a plus sized beauty pageant.

E25

25. Death Be a Lady Tonight

25 Jul 2011

An obnonoxious man steals a cab ride and gets cut down literally, an unhinged woman learns there is a fatal way to stalk her ex and terrorists find out that death can come from an unseen enemy.

E26

26. Today’s Special: Death

1 Aug 2011

A woman who lied about her welding experience gets an explosive payback, a Prohibition era gunman finds a steamy bath house room is not the place to pull a gun and a right wing political activist makes a fatal point.

E27

27. Eat, Pray Die

8 Aug 2011

A Dark Ages witch hunter meets death by stones, a juvenile delinquent fools around with a piece of farm equipment with fatal results and a drunk at a bachelor party receives a sharp and fatal blow.

E28

28. Wait, Don't Tell Me – You’re Dead!

15 Aug 2011

A neo-nazi opens up a can of whoop ass, an epileptic stripper goes lights out, a poser diver washes out, a bunch of drug smugglers get caught red handed, a voyeur gets hood winked, a stalker gets shafted and a prankster’s prank backfires.

E29

29. Death - The Gift That Lasts Forever

22 Aug 2011

A cheatin' hubby gets eaten by a bear, an old pervert sex-plodes, a bride goes down at the altar, a package gets an anthrax surprise, an insomniac commits a hit and run, a bearded hipster drowns and a drunk worker's pants explode.

E30

30. Death: One Size Fits All

29 Aug 2011

A bakery worker, a coal miner, an oil wrestler and a driving instructor meet untimely demises.

E31

31. Deadliest Kitsch

24 Oct 2011

Dictator gets stuck; securtiy guard gets hosed; rock climber falls; cyclist runs out of breath; circus clown meets an insane posse.

E32

32. Grave Decisions

31 Oct 2011

Politico has a sneezing fit; a gun toting man blows up; a dirty biker gets justice; camper boils over with love.

E33

33. Dirt Nap

7 Nov 2011

A bank robber sticks his neck out for a friend, red head gets taken down, a badass teen meets a mail box, a sheister shopper takes a dip, a fat man loses face, and a fart that kills.

E34

34. Death Takes a Vacation

14 Nov 2011

Food trucker gets fried; chemical engineer gets burned; drug dealer goes for a trip; mime is silenced.

E35

35. Wild Wild Death

21 Nov 2011

An inside job sucks the air out of a room; a superhero tries to fly; girl wants to strangle her boss.

E36

36. Death Penalties

25 Jan 2012

Wedding singer gets choked up, muscle bound woman meets her maker, wanna be chef loses face, french maid gets stuck on iron maiden, mugger spills own guts, a "winning" tv star gets cancelled.

E37

37. Die-abestic

1 Feb 2012

A lady puckers up one last time, a tow truck driver becomes a head banger, a waitress gets a bad tip, a food critic forgets the point, turkey gets hit with a turkey, neck massager takes a woman’s breath away, a dancer loses heart.

E38

38. Star Death: The Last Generation

8 Feb 2012

Cat Lady’s love goes too fur, a burglar falls for his victim, a mob boss is given the finger, a nasty supermodel is given a dead eye, a customer is left breathless by great savings, a guy rolls over the point.

E39

39. Death – Putting the “Fun” in “Funeral”

22 Feb 2012

Trainer and barbells meet, a polygamist falls for his own trap, lady misses the point of marriage, a couple wine and die, cable thief gets screwed, ticket scalper doesn't beat a light, dodgeballer has to dodge more than balls.

E40

40. Sor-Dead Affair

29 Feb 2012

A man sexes up a statue, a sleep walker goes for a swim, hot headed swimming instructor gets over heated, bad parrot sitter takes a fall, rioter gets the wind knocked out of him, and a man dies with a happy ending.

E41

41. Locked and Low Dead

29 Feb 2012

Socialite goes green, man with short fuse finally blows, woman high jumps to her death, crooked cop has the smell of decay, a wormy scam artist, trippy trip to the market, lame mad scientist gets burned.

E1

1. Enter the Ferret

12 Mar 2012

A fat man squeezes into a baby swing; a female boxer goes down; a stoner gets launched; bad man takes an acid bath; a food fight turns deadly; a tattoo artist swallows a chain; a ferret goes up the eerie canal.

E2

2. Think Globally, Die Locally

19 Mar 2012

A Chinese rapper gets grilled; a mini-golfer maxes out; a super lotto winner goes super nuts; a yoga teacher is a real gas; hipster goes down in slo-mo; a hacker gets hacked; a warden can't lock it down.

E3

3. Tweets from the Dead

26 Mar 2012

A bug hater bugs out; a wedding crasher cuts loose; a street vendor lights up; a hijacker fights inflation; a thief gets a meat beat down; a ghost hunter gets spooked.

E4

4. A New App Called Death

2 Apr 2012

A bicycle hater gets drilled; dummy tries to milk a pig; a diva gets winded; a scavenger loses his head; an office tart breaks the copy machine; motel inspector wakes up dead.

E5

5. Death Certificates

15 Jul 2012

A fitness instructor gets bounced; a bird smuggler gets the flu; coke mules get branded; husband and wife take a hit; computer thief crashes and burns; moonshiner gets poked; a director makes a scene.

E6

6. Crying Over Spilled Blood

15 Jul 2012 · 25m

Tennis brat gets the shaft; a sadistic bank loan officer; a dead-eye sniper; a tourist eats a ghost chili; a deadly infomercial; a jail break gone wrong; a cave man discovers fire.

E7

7. It's a Dead, Dead, Dead World

15 Jul 2012

Lazy husband goes on a roll; terrorists get gas; a survivalist doesn’t; urine big trouble; germaphobe takes a deadly bath; little person-big death; death on the jersey shore.

E8

8. Death, The Final Frontier

15 Jul 2012

Strongman gets weak in the knees; a tease gets stoned; a flirty husband falls for a chain saw; a drunk wife crashes a sobriety party; a garage sale turns deadly; a flasher exposes his weakness; pot user goes brain dead.